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Event 2: Go Away and Stay Away!



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Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:17 pm
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Magenta says...



I took me a bit to write this so someone may have written a ban above me, but I was originally below Emily!

Pride and Prejudice in this Whole Lot of Banning

If you have read Pride and Prejudice and memorized it, then maybe you'll understand. ;)

It is truth universally acknowledged, that a single man or woman in possession of a good fortune of points must be in want of more points, especially during the YWS olympics. However little known the feelings or views of such a man or woman may be on first entering this website, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he or she is considered as the rightful property of the young writer's society.
"My dear Emily," said Magenta to Emily one day, "have you heard of the second event yet?"
Emily replied that she had not.
"But it is here," returned Magenta,"for Deanie had said so, and she told me all about it." Emily made no answer.
"Do not you want to know what I have chosen to do?" cried Magenta impatiently.
"You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it." This was invitation enough.
"Why, my dear, you must know, Deanie says that you must ban the user above you in order to have a chance in this Olympic challenge. It just happened that I had to ban someone.
"What'd their name?"
"Emily."
"Me?"
"I'm sorry for banning you Emily. I really am."
The dark scent of petrichor filled the humid air. Yet, the rain was not the only thing that fell to the earth. Tears streaked Magenta’s cheeks in the ultramarine light of the day. She sat on the floor listening to the psithurism of the trees and the gentle rain that ran along the slopes of the garden. She ran inside lickety-split as soon as she heard the brontide ring through the air, signaling the oncoming storm. Magenta whelved into her glowery and assumed a new identity. She would soon be known as Dalia, a serious nelipot who hated her clinomania so much that she surrounded her friends in welschmerz. They were marked by her impudent quips like a table is of cualacinos. Her voice would dirl throughout a room and all would leave. Until one day…

“I forgive you.” Emily had come back an accepted her apology and Dalia went back to her old days as Magenta.

The End

I banned you Emily but I’m sorry. ;)
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It's a tiny little mystery, that makes no sense to me...





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Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:18 pm
Magenta says...



Oops, I think I may have copied that wrong... Just ignore some of the repeating lines. ;)
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It's a tiny little mystery, that makes no sense to me...





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For a long period of time now, I have heard the mad whispers of a particular freak, trying to get me to ban random people.

So, here I am, and I surrender to these thoughts: Magenta! I hereby ban you for random reasons!



Actually, can I ban the ever noisome @freakforchrist?
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:21 pm
Magenta says...



Actually, read THIS one!!!!!

Pride and Prejudice in this Whole Lot of Banning

If you have read Pride and Prejudice and memorized it, then maybe you'll understand. ;)

It is truth universally acknowledged, that a single man or woman in possession of a good fortune of points must be in want of more points, especially during the YWS olympics. However little known the feelings or views of such a man or woman may be on first entering this website, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he or she is considered as the rightful property of the young writer's society.
"My dear Emily," said Magenta to Emily one day, "have you heard of the second event yet?"
Emily replied that she had not.
"But it is here," returned Magenta,"for Deanie had said so, and she told me all about it." Emily made no answer.
"Do not you want to know what I have chosen to do?" cried Magenta impatiently.
"You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it." This was invitation enough.
"Why, my dear, you must know, Deanie says that you must ban the user above you in order to have a chance in this Olympic challenge. It just happened that I had to ban someone.
"What'd their name?"
"Emily."
"Me?"
"I'm sorry for banning you Emily. I really am."
The dark scent of petrichor filled the humid air. Yet, the rain was not the only thing that fell to the earth. Tears streaked Magenta’s cheeks in the ultramarine light of the day. She sat on the floor listening to the psithurism of the trees and the gentle rain that ran along the slopes of the garden. She ran inside lickety-split as soon as she heard the brontide ring through the air, signaling the oncoming storm. Magenta whelved into her glowery and assumed a new identity. She would soon be known as Dalia, a serious nelipot who hated her clinomania so much that she surrounded her friends in welschmerz. They were marked by her impudent quips like a table is of cualacinos. Her voice would dirl throughout a room and all would leave. Until one day…

“I forgive you.” Emily had come back an accepted her apology and Dalia went back to her old days as Magenta.

The End

I banned you Emily but I’m sorry. ;)
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It's a tiny little mystery, that makes no sense to me...





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Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:21 pm
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@Magenta
I deleted the extra lines. Looks good to you?
And now I see that you added a new one before I got this to you. Grr....
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:24 pm
Magenta says...



Okay, but I resubmitted it because it just got too confusing. I'm going to follow you now... ;)
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:02 pm
TimmyJake says...



I wrote this during a period with no internet, so you will have to forgive me if it isn't targeting one certain user. :D


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Dear Writer,

I ban you because you are a writer, and writers mess with everyone’s life… I mean, Romeo and Juliet would have lived a wonderful, long life if William Shakespeare hadn’t gotten involved. Writers go around, creating time paradox’s for themselves in their work, recreating the past even though it’s gone, and then trying to construct the future from a frail imagination.

Star Trek? Seriously? To the person who created Star Trek I have one question: Why aren’t there bright orange aliens? There are aliens of almost every color on there… but no orange aliens? Because of you, I must ban the user above me! You made Spock have pointy ears, which is totally copycatting, if you ask me. Spock is not an elf, dear writer! He is a Vulcan.

There you go again! You copy names, too! Why couldn’t you have picked something original, like maybe Elirgrishmen or something? Instead, you had to copy Roman mythology! The last time I checked, Spock was a hopeless, unfeeling child prodigy. But you make me envision him as an ugly god, deformed from a fall from Olympus. Unfortunately, I don’t think that Roman gods belong on the U.S.S Enterprise. Sorry about pointing that out. Star Trek has only been around for a couple decades. You might want to get around fixing that up.

And now because of you, I have to rant on something else. Why do writers think that they have to keep their characters in trouble, and on the brink of death? I mean, come on! Don’t you think that Annabeth and Percy deserved a little R&R after saving the world from a power-hungry Titan? Instead, they had to save the world again! Why can’t more books have Disney endings?

Oh, and while I am on that subject, it’s probably your fault that they have so much singing in those movies! Why did you write those songs? Why can’t they have said, I love you, done their little piece and then moved on! But no! They have to go LA LA LA, sing their piece and then be swept off their feet by some dashing prince in red. Come on! Do they all have to be dashing? I tell the truth that my eyelids close during the majority of Disney cartoons, and it is your entire fault! You wrote the songs!

And don’t even get me started on Harry Potter. Who decided that little pieces of wood had so much power? Why can’t I take my umbrella, say Bibbity Bobbity Boo, and have stuff magically go poof? Only the wizards can do that? Can I say no fair! And why did Dumbledore and Fred have to die? In other movies the good guys live happily ever after in the end. Why did you have your hero die? Kinda ruins a book, don’t you think?

Why did Peeta get Katniss? Was Gale not cool enough for her or something? Hmm? Is something wrong with you? Gale wasn’t the bad guy… and yet he didn’t get the girl? And why did Prim die? She was one of my favorite characters… sweet Prim. And. Then. You. Blew. Her. Up? And having two Hunger Games in a row as your focus of the book. How unoriginal! I will admit it; your idea was cool. But it’s like running the same race twice. It isn’t as fun the second time! I know it’s been a while since you wrote the book, and it’s a bestseller now, but you might want to consider rewriting the second book.

And why did you have Frodo and Sam leave Middle Earth at the end? They left their family, their friends. Everything, they left behind. And Legolas, Gimli and Gandalf left, too! Who is left in Middle Earth now besides a few sleeping Ents and a few boring men. All of the good characters left earth… I think I want to go to the Gray Havens and skip my tour of Middle Earth, my dear writer. It seems as though all the cool people went there.

And why is Artemis Fowl so darn smart? I get the whole idea. Child prodigy. Young genius. Got it. But can’t you make your character a little vulnerable? I like the idea of him having a bodyguard, but couldn’t you have thought of a more original name than Butler? Everyone’s servant is named that. A little originality is called for there!

I am sorry for rambling. It seems as though my motive and message was corroded by my resolve and temper. But you have to realize, dear writer, that I must ban you. I must ban you for all of the reasons state above that you are responsible for. I hope you understand.

With all respect,

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Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:14 pm
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I will edit in my ban in a little bit. I'm just holding a place so that I may write something specific to timmyjake without having to worry about someone posting before I am done.


I, WritingWolf of the Young Writers Society, hereby ban timmyjake for several reasons.

One:
Your name is not capitalized. Tis improper grammar. It should be one of the following, Timmyjake, TimmyJake, or Timmy Jake.
WIth the modern day's lack of grammar, it makes you look very much like a gobemouche. I very much doubt you are one. But I have to make this ban sound good.

Two:
You have given 24 snowmen as gifts to other young writers. Twenty-four of the same gift to different users? Why there must be some hidden story behind this which you have yet to share. I demand a story/poem on the importance of this snowman!
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Three:
You are now supporting this insane challenge/event/contest! We are all going around telling eachother why they should be banned. How does this make sense? Do you know how likely it is that someone's feelings will be hurt?
All these bans give off such strange emotions. I don't know if I feel like I have more or less kith here one YWS.

Four:
You are only six reviews away from 200 reviews. How could stop when so close to such an amazing goal? What a bumptious act! The OCD amongst us must have a fit when they see this.

Five:
It seems that you might be a toxophilite. And this creates jealousy on my part. So now you're sparking "bad" feelings amongst your peers?

Six:
And now you have written a adoxography. With such beautiful writing skills don't you think you could rise above that? I can almost smell the greatness which you could write. But instead you write about banning people. Why?


Well I believe I have given enough reasons for your banning. I do hope I have not caused you to develop athazagoraphobia. At least I'm not a pochemuchka. Then not only would I have to tell you these things, but I'd also have to ask questions about them.
Well I best not keep you to much longer. I'm sure you have more beautiful writing to write. I do hope that you get a feeling of frission when you realize that I used eight WotW in this post.
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Attention, attention.
Gather around my good people of YWS.


I do not know whether there has ever been such a thorough banning revolution as ours, which nevertheless left unmolested numerous former unbanned people and allowed them to work in peace after banning their bitterest enemies.

But our policy has not been of much use to us as far as other countries are concerned. Only a few months ago honourable British citizens felt they must make a protest to us for detaining and banning in a concentration camp one of the most criminal subjects of Moscow. [Presumably WritingWolf, winner of the Yobel Weace Srize.] I do not know whether these honourable men have also protested against the slaying and burning and banning of tens of thousands of men, women, and children in (another writing site). We are assured that the number of people slain in (another writing site) is 170,000. On this basis we would have had the right to murder 400,000 to 500,000 people in the YWS Nazi Revolution!

The National Socialist Banning program replaces the liberalistic conception of the individual by the conception of a people bound by their blood to the soil. Of all the tasks with which we are confronted, it is the grandest and most sacred task of man to preserve his race. This will not lead to an estrangement of the nations; on the contrary, it will lead for the first time to a mutual understanding. It will also prevent the WritingWolves from trying to disintegrate and dominate other people under the mask of an innocent bourgeoisie, by stealing my spot on the post in her feeble attempt to write a ban "later", and thus inconveniencing me for my entire cause.

Within a few weeks the social prejudices of a thousand years were swept away. So great was the Banning Revolution that its spiritual foundations have not been understood even today by a superficial world. They speak of democracies and dictatorships, and have not realized that in this country a Banning Revolution has taken place that can be described as democratic in the highest sense of the word. Does a more glorious socialism or a truer democracy exist than that which enables any YWS boy to find his way to the head of the nation? The purpose of the Revolution was not to deprive a privileged class of its rights, but to raise a class without rights to equality....

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I hereby declare the ban-age of a certain user by the name of @WritingWolf. Saving places does not belong in this world. Hasn't anyone told you such a thing as that?
"Jimmy, no saving places in the lunch line!" That was your first grade teacher there, so you listen to her.
I also ban you for the lack of postage on your wall! The third comment on your wall was created back in August. August! Get in with life, man! We need every single user on YWS to be present at almost all times, so step up the act man and post that wall! Visit some friends, make yourself known! Write lots of and lots of literature; we need it! With all the reviews needed to be made around here, help out a bit and write! Whip up a story like Harry Potter, The Hobbit, or if your in to classics, Little Woman or Jane Eyre! I ban you until you get involved. Step it up, man!

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Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:03 pm
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I saw what you did last night Racket. I saw it all from my growlery, the grave was sloppy and hastily made, the way you frisson as you lowered the body into the grave, his limbs dangling and limp, gave me the feeling of formication.
I always knew you were a nelipot with your blood soaked footprints glistening in the moonlight I traced you all the way home. At his funeral you yawned and snored, most people thought you were a pesmenteiro. How could you after you'd killed him. After that I went to call the police lickety-split. You're going to be banned for a long time Racket, but I need to know why did you kill him? Nate of all people, the founder of the young writers society. I thought he was like a father to you, he was like one to me and most of the YWSers.
Goodbye Racket I'll never see you again, not after you're banned.





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Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:23 pm
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Banned for not understanding that the entire point of any banning thread is to ban the user above you in invisible ink so as to throw the whole lot of users into chaos by viewing this post and being unable to comprehend why it is blank.
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:32 pm
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Dragonfphoenix, I hereby ban you for giving me a great sense of formication and clinomania. You always were such a gobemouche and were hopelessly bumptious. You induratised me. To cap it all, you have given me athazagoraphobia.
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:33 pm
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Uhhhhhhhhhh

uh You're banned now I think ok?
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For thou hast caused a racket, Cow, and that hath proven true,
there's no who doth should be banned even more than you,
All my life I've stood my ground, welcomed all I've met,
But now this thing that I must do fills me with no regret,

I care not if formication brings you near to tears,
But, in time, you'll get over it; it will fade with years,
So leave this site now fair and true, find you some new kith,
You gobemouche, there's other folk whom you should now be with,

You think you may be William Tell, some toxophilite fool,
But you must seek growlery elsewhere, in some necromantic school,
For I am being bumptious, but that's okay in life,
Don't expect deep cwtch here; thou shalt only find more strife,

I am a cynic and not a micawber, for that must be so true,
But as I've said so by and by,that you must be eschewed,
Once thou art banned, you may contract a case of athazagraphobia,
You can just move on in life, or display clinomania,

Please don't be so personal, though I'm not concise,
I hope this doesn't teach you be induratise,
I know not what you right, be it of kalon or adoxography,
And I truly wish, for your good name, you don't take up photography (unless, of course, you happen to be a photographer, and if that is, indeed, the case, by all means, do it, especially if it brings you dirl!),

If you are a pochemuchka, you won't find answers here,
I ban you because I want to win, since I can, indeed, feel,
I will admit that I have frisson in doing this fair deed,
And into the sunset, you shall ride upon thy metaphorical steed,

Please do not become incalescent, tis' nothing personal,
If this brings you mulligrubs; please be versitile (that is, in how you control your emotions),
My heart doth not so cold, not marked by cualacino,
You could always join the band along with ole' Max Reebo,

And so now ends my fair ballad of why thou shalt be banned,
But still please keep thy dignity, take it like a man,
You need not the colour ultramarine to carry on thy pride,
You're now an exile, tis true, now go on, sail with the tide...
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