The Commander strode into the Great Hall. The Great Hall was buzzing this month with many knights mingling about. It appeared Social Month was in full swing. Truly a lovely sight. Spotting some knights and squires waiting in line The Commander quickly made for the throne, trying not to get sucked into any of the rather interesting activities taking place.
The Commander gestured for Knight Alice(@DreamyAlice) to come forward. "It seems you have been quite busy. Your documents appears to be in order. You will soon be escorted to the stables to meet your new friend Hoshi. Please do remember to stop by the armory later and they'll have you fitted up with armor right away to head back into the fray of the green room. We wish you safe and speedy travels ahead."
The Commander then turned to the next knight in line.
"Knight EagleFly (@Dossereana) It is always a pleasure to see a knight return from a long journey. I see you have slain many beasts since you're last visit. You have indeed earned a coat of arms. You may find this helpful in designing it. May you take down many more green room beasts!"
The Commander turned to the final figure. Squire Horisun (@Horisun) it appears you have completed your training by defeating ten green room beasts. Kneel now and accept your knighthood. Huzzah! You will now be known as Knight Horisum. A word of advice for your future exploits. Never use your shield as a dinner plate."
The Commander stood up. "If you will now excuse me, there is a raccoon I must talk to." The Commander strode off.
Knight Liminality walks into the Great Hall carrying 105 white flags in a wagon behind her. "I think I have defeated enough Green Room beasts for a set of full armour, a jousting lance and a Coat of Arms."
Knight Alliyah, Court Magician was sitting at an oak desk carefully sorting feathers by color. Blue, Brown, Brown, Grey, uh... Gray, Grey... Brown
"Are you seriously putting "Grey" and "Gray" in different categories?" Knight @looseleaf asked.
"Well... yes. We need to keep things very carefully logged if we want to find the Golden Goose." Alliyah had actually been one of the knights to stumble upon a completely cleared Green Room and find a golden goose way back in 2018 so she felt that the weight of this recent mission issued by the @KotGRCommander was especially important.
[i]"Well maybe you could have @ReviewBuddy help you with that later? We are starting to get a line!" Knight Looseleaf said back pulling out a clipboard.
Knight @KateHardy came in with 5 piglets each wearing a helmet trailing behind them, "I heard there was a new challenge?"
Okay, okay let's get our armory caught up first and then we'll get to the challenge comrades, but yes, the feathers will have to happen another time. Maybe Knight @Plume or @Quillfeather could assist later, I think I have 15 pounds of feathers in all, so it may be a little tedious without some help.
Knight Alliyah stood up and greeted Knight Liminality (@Liminality) with a special poetry salute in iambic pentameter, "Knight Lim, thank you so much for your patience while I've been a little distracted by the feather situation - your full set of armour, jousting lance and coat of arms will be delivered to your quarters on express order. Just send your coat of arms design to the castle artisans once it's been drafted and everything will be in order. Thank you for all your reviewing service!"
Knight @alliyah spotted @LadySpark with all her paperwork in order and a few poetry journals open on the floor "@LadySpark, your reviewing has been known throughout the Green Room for many years, and our need in the Green Room is greater than ever - we wish you well on your journey to knighthood and for now officially make you a Squire and entrust you with this Training Knives once you have collected 10 Green Room Reviews in your numbered log, please return and we'll get your knighthood in order, best of luck! And Huzzah!"
Knight @Spearmint and Knight @Hijinks gave Spark a high five as she quickly made her way out the Great Hall doors eager to join the fray again in midst of the ongoing Review Day.
Suddenly a honking sound reverberated around the Great Hall along with a mysterious metallic shimmering in the air and a rush of wind
you should know i am a time traveler & there is no season as achingly temporary as now
Suddenly, the @KotGRCommander burst into the Great Hall and again the honking could be sound with increased volume, curious knights and squires looked around for the source as the Commander marched up the Hall to the front.
The Commander held up a single, shining Golden Feather up into the air - and the knights let out a gasp. "Comrades! The time has come! It has been years since the Golden Goose's honking has filled these halls, it is time that we find her yet again and see the floor of the Green Room once more! The Chase is On!
I am issuing a New Main Challenge for all available knights to join the search and log TEN Green Room reviews from June 1 to August 1 in the Main Challenge Thread to help us in our quest to find the goose.
There are nearly 300 foes between us and the goose, but if every knight, and even some of the villagers contribute, I believe we will be able to find the rare hen!
To assist in these efforts I am also adding TWO new members of the KotGR Court to assist me with my official duties.
Knight Looseleaf (@looseleaf) has agreed to take on the role of Court Accountant
and Knight KateHardy, Dragon Knight (@KateHardy) has agreed to work as our Court Standard Bearer
The two new court members immediately started passing out the following poster:
Best of luck to these knights as they fulfill these roles! Now let's get to the Green Room, and find that Golden Goose!! Huzzah!!"
tl;dr - There is a new main challenge running from June 1 - August 1 if you log 10 Green Room Reviews in the main challenge thread, you will earn a limited edition Main Challenge badge as well as a cool drawing by Knight @Spearmint - let's find that Goose!
@alpacaboss we'd be happy to have you among us! You are now officially a Squire - next step is to make a log, then record 10 Green Room Reviews, then bring the link to your log back here to be knighted. Huzzah! And Best wishes in your reviewing journey.
Knight Alliyah, Court Magician
you should know i am a time traveler & there is no season as achingly temporary as now
Knight Spearmint stumbles into the Great Hall, carrying a dusty knapsack and her trusty mint spear. She brushes some leaves off her shield. "Hey, is that a goose feather?" Knight Spearmint squints at the feather, but unfortunately, it isn't golden. She shrugs and tosses it to the wind. The wind is kind enough to whisk the feather out of the double doors and into the wider world, where it may have fabulous adventures.
Why was Spearmint here again? "Oh, right!" She reaches into her knapsack and pulls out her log of reviews. "Gosh, I haven't claimed items in a while. But now I have defeated 100 Green Beasts and would like to claim a helmet, a horse, full armor, a jousting lance, and a coat of arms!" She happily flips her shield and sets it on the floor, then uses it as a seat. Knight Spearmint sniffs the tip of her spear. Hmm... she really should work on getting those spearmint scent diffusers installed into it soon.
I have come to be knighted. 10 Green Room beasts I have conquered. I come victorious with the log of my victories. Now it is my humble request once again to be like you, fair knights. The Log of Knight Alpacaboss
John 3:16; Joshua 1:9; 1 Timothy 4:12 Professional Bible nerd, Christian and classical music enthusiast, and alpaca lover To God be All the Glory
The Commander came forward, asking Squire Alpaca to kneel upon the Dark Green Carpet and swear the Green Room oath of Loyalty - 'Do you promise to defend the Green Room with bravery, diligence, and determination - bringing honor to our order and defending all Literary Works in need to the best of your ability?'
Squire Alpaca gave an enthusiastic, "YES!" and the Commander spoke in return, "Stand then and receive your new title, from now on you will be known among these halls as Knight Alpaca Huzzah! Congratulations to our newest Green Room Knight @alpacaboss - we are honored to have you in our order! Hip hip Hooray! Hip hip Hooray!"
The rest of the gathered knights let out a hurray, with Knight @Horisun and Knight @looseleaf offering a high five to the newest Knight and Knight @alliyah passing over a mug of green punch.
Knight @Spearmint made their way to the front with arms full of review receipts and a mark of green sludge across her forehead. "I need a helmet. And... , a horse, full armor, a jousting lance, and a coat of arms..."
The Commander started laughing at the long list and asked an office Squire to bring a cart for all the new materials. "It looks like that helmet may come in use sooner than later - we'll have your armour and lance fitted and sent to your dormitories - you'll need to see Knight @JustPerks at the stable where your horse is ready to go - just send us what you name you bestow on the beast once it has been decided and oh! A Coat of Arms - once you've settled on a design please send it over to the castle artisans and Knight @KateHardy will oversee it's completion." The commander looked down at their list, "I ... think that's all?"
Just then a large tortoise holding a giant golden goose feather entered the Great Hall - "I'm here for the race! Am I too late?"
The knights began laughing and conversing while some helped get the very very late tortoise some refreshments and a few prepared to meet a group of very eager knights and citizens in the Randomosity Lands, to go on to the Green Room.
Huzzah! Greetings Comrades, It has been some moons since the forces of every knight has been needed - but it is time once again that the Green Room is cleared, and the Golden Goose is found! Her honking fills the air of the Green Room and Knights are needed more than ever. To complete this mission, we will need the assistance of every available Knight in our forces and are issuing a new Main Challenge - Log 10 Green Room Reviews by August 1 in the Main Challenge Thread to help us reach our goal and earn yourself an exclusive limited edition Challenge Badge as well as a drawing from Knight @Spearmint. All Knights are also invited to enjoy this quest by participating in the Summer Tagbook: The Search for the Golden Goose. May your swords stay sharp, your reviews remain witty, and your helmet stay clean! Good luck!
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