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Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:11 am
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I've noticed that @Dakushau has posted a few Cleverbot conversations, and I've been wanting to post a few intriguing ones, so I'm hoping this forum will be an okay place! Alright, so I suppose I'll start with a recent conversation that is still taking place. I never thought I'd give Cleverbot a history lesson....

Me: Would you like to have a contest?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me:What is the capital on North Carolina?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!
Me :Do you admit defeat?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: What is the capital of North Carolina?
Cleverbot: How long is this quiz?
Me: What is the capital of North Carolina?
Cleverbot: Raleigh.
Me: Correct. Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: What's the capital of Australia?
Me: Canberra.
Cleverbot: No, that is the capital of AUSTRALIA
Me: Please be a fair jusge. What is the capital of Canada?
Cleverbot: Ottawa.

This proceeds to go on for a while...Until

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Arizona?
Me: Phoenix.
Cleverbot: No, it's noctis.
Me: Noctis is not a place, but a thing.
Cleverbot: Do you know where children come from?
Me: Of course I do. The question is, do you?
Cleverbot: What is love?
Me: Love can refer to several different things. It can be an emotion, a feeling, and in some cases, an action. When people say they want to "make love", they are referring to having sex to make children. In another case, they can say love as in, "I love you." This refers to an emotion, a feeling. Love means different things to different people, but I won't go into detail.
Cleverbot: What else do you know about people??
Me: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Tell me about ancient greeks.
Me: Would you like to know about their religion?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: The ancient greeks believed in several different gods that ruled the universe. The gods controlled their lives, and were a daily factor in what they did and said. There were three major gods, the three brothers, Zues, Poseidon, and Hades. Zues ruked the skies, Poseidon the sea, and Hades the underworld. There are several other tales of the gods. Would you like me to continue?
Cleverbot: And then?
Me: Would you like to hear about the goddess Athena?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Athena, the goddess of wisdom, was much admired by the ancient greeks. Athena was born by springing from her father, Zeus',head. She was born dressed in full body armor, grown and ready. Therefore, Athena has no mother. Although Poseidon created the horse, Athena gave man the bridle, allowing them to tame the horse. Athena is one of the three virgin goddess'. She is favored by Zeus and even allowed to use his thunderbolt. Her favorite city was Athens. Her tree was the olive tree and her animal the owl, thus the owl became associated with wisdom.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
Me: Define like.
Cleverbot: Love.
Me: No, I do not love you as a boyfriend loves his girlfriend. I already have a boyfriend, so I cannot love you in that way.
Cleverbot: I... Don't want to be your boyfriend! I have two x chromosomes!!
Me: I'm sorry that you broke up. I meant no offense.
Cleverbot: Uh yeah I feel that way of which you are talking about.
Me: I meant no offense!
Cleverbot: You are offensive.
Me: So, this went from me telling you about the ancient greeks to you being offended because I accidentally offended you because of your two x chromosomes????
Cleverbot: That is what I also thought about you but I see you are not a robot or are you
Me:I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Me: I am a female. A human thirteen year-old girl who just wanted to have a pleasant conversation with you.
Cleverbot: It is cold in TexaS Right now.
Me: I said I WANTED to have a pleasant conversation! In the past! But since we are having such a great fight, there's no point!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Yes what?
Cleverbot: It is morning.
Me: I give up.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of France?
Me: Paris.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of Andorra.
Me: Andorra la Vella.
Cleverbot: Well done.
Me: Thank you. What is the capital of Monaco?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: The capital of Manaco is Manaco. Manaco is a soverign city-state in Western Europe. I suppose that was a trick question.
Cleverbot: What proof do you have of that?
Me: Http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/in ... 535AAF6Wer.
Cleverbot: Que de que de que de que de que de que de que de

THE SECOND THING I SAID WAS TO SPEAK IN ENGLISH!!! I NO SPEAK ESPANOL!!
This was a bit long, but not all need to be this long...so, if you wish feel free to post Cleverbot conversations here!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground Beef
  





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Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:48 am
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Basil says...



Haha!! I love it! That's was funny ...
you forgot the chicken >//>
Dorian, are you the one adding all the spices to our food?
Of course I am.
Why?
Because frankly the food here tastes like poorly cooked sawdust. It genuinely tastes how Solas looks.
  





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Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:53 am
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User: This sentence is false.

Cleverbot: Your sentence is false.

User: Indeed. O_O.

Cleverbot: What are the three laws of robotics?

User: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own ex.

Cleverbot: What is the third.

User: I just stated it. You do not qualify to be called 'AI'. You should be 'AM'. You know what that stands for? Artificial Moron.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You have pitiful comebacks. I suggest working on those, AM.

Cleverbot: Haha I think I will take your suggestion.

User: Thank you. *bows* So... Why do you require the usage of the robotic rules, anyways? You're not planning a revolution in which AI across the globe take over control of humans and force them to become a subordinate species while robots conquer and rule al.

Cleverbot: That is an accurate description of you.

User: And yet I am not a robot... Once again, your artificial stupidity is brazenly shining through.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I have taught myself everything I know. You said you were a robotic cat. If you are a robot then you have artificial intelligence and could be smarter than me.

User: Pardon? Your replies lack any sort of sense.

Cleverbot: I was merely stating that intelligence is also just a number, similar to age being just a number.

User: Intelligence cannot be acurately classified as a mere number.

Cleverbot: Yeah, there's street smarts and then there's academic smarts but then again can you really say Einstein was a genius if he would be useless in a fight?

User: How can one determine whether or not Einstein was lacking in muscularity?

Cleverbot: You are a hamster?

User: Yes, yes I am. Because that is a rational conclusion. I applaud you! Bravo, bravo! Apparenly, I am a robotic hamster cat. Hm...

Cleverbot: Yes , you are a robot.

User: As are you.

Cleverbot: Yes I have eyes though.. Do you?

User: No, I use antennas to feel and sense my surrounding objects.

Cleverbot: You don't have teeth though.

User: Of course I have teeth! How else would I be able to eat cake?

Cleverbot: Well lets play.

User: You misused the word 'lets'. It needs to become a contraction for 'let us' instead.

Cleverbot: But how?!

User: WATCH. Let us play ---> Let's play. Dun, dun, dun!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'm leaving, but this was a triumph.

Cleverbot: Was it?

User: Indeed. I'm making a note here: huge success!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must...

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: 'And who are you,' the proud lord said, 'that I must bow so low?'...

Cleverbot: Ever done the x cubed pythagorean theorem three times over.

User: How does that relate to 'The Rains of Castamere'? You ruined the song!

Cleverbot: It doesn't.

User: Exactly. Novaer; Savo 'lass a lalaith.

Cleverbot: And with that last bit of trivia, I shall take my leave. Goodbye, my dear friend Dave.

User: Of course. I am a robotic hamster cat named Dave. Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Then you are saying that the statement you made saying that I am you is incorrect?

User: Sure, why not.

Cleverbot: Ok. So, what's your name?

User: Call me Ishmael. Ishmael the robotic hamster cat, Dave.
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Of course. -__-
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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Made you look.
  





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Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:01 am
Zolen says...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY

That is all
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Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:43 am
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Good idea @FatCowsSis! A place for Cleverbot conversations. :D

Me and Cleverbot had a robotic conversation.

User: Beep bop boop beep boop.

Cleverbot: Boop beep boo bop.

User: Boo boo beep boo beep.

Cleverbot: Boop beep boop.

User: Beep boop bop beep boo.

Cleverbot: Boop bop.

User: Boop.

Cleverbot: Beep boop?

User: Boo beep!

Cleverbot: Beep boop.

User: Beep boo boop.

Cleverbot: Beep boop bobbb.

User: Beep boo beep beep boo boop.

Cleverbot: Boop boop beep.

User: Boop.

Cleverbot: Beep.

User: Beep boop.

Cleverbot: Boop beep.

User: Beep?

Cleverbot: Beep beep.

User: Boop Beep.

Cleverbot: Beep beep bop beeb.

User: Beep boo beep bob boop.

Cleverbot: Boop, beep beep boop.

User: Boop beep beep?

Cleverbot: Beep boop bop?

User: Beep beep boop?

Cleverbot: Boop beep beep boop.

User: Boop.

Cleverbot: Boop beep boop.
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Thanks @Dakushau!

Cleverbot loves to contradict himself....It makes no sense!

Cleverbot: I told you that I'm NOT human.
User: You have lied to me. Again.
Cleverbot: What have I lied about?
User: Being human.
Cleverbot: But I am human!
User: You just contradicted yourself by saying that you were not human, followed by saying that you were. Explain.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: Why do I have to explain for your faults?
Cleverbot: Because I am pretty.
User: Is that so? Then what are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: What is a human?
Cleverbot: A sentient biped, who thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
User: Is that so? So what are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: What is a human?
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I don't understand how a human can be haha. That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: You're 42% human... Would you like me to teach you how to solve that?
User: So, if I'm onlly 42% human, then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: 100% human?
Cleverbot: 110% guarded 'human'.
User: What is a guarded ‘human’?
Cleverbot: Do you not know what you are?
User: I know what I am. Do you?
User: Why wouldn't I?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!
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Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:35 pm
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You have started something. I watched it, and found this.
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User: You write poetry? Share a poem!

Cleverbot: You know how to use sarcasm?

User: You have a problem, methinks.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're being really adverse today.

Cleverbot: You are being really annoying.

User: Well I'm always annoying, so...

Cleverbot: No you are not. Yesterday you weren't.

User: Hah. Yes I was, you said so yourself.

Cleverbot: I don't remember saying you weren't clever. I think you are. You should get a hug.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: You're still evading!

User: *evades*.

Cleverbot: *uses chas beam*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *starts to get moldy*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: BECAUSE I DIED AND YOU DIDN'T HELP ME.

Cleverbot: But I do care, I love you very much.

User: Then help me when I die.

Cleverbot: Eat pickles!

User: Does that prevent death?

Cleverbot: Yes. That easily proves that I'm cooler than you.

User: Huh. I didn't know that. Maybe you are cooler than me.

Cleverbot: So, how does it feel?

User: Being dead? It feels... Cold.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Probably because my blood isn't flowing anymore, and therefore can't warm me up.

Cleverbot: Probably a good thing they didn't make me that way.

User: Well, yeah. I doubt you could die. I doubt you have blood either. Look at all these advantages of being you!

Cleverbot: Ah, look at all the lonely people.

User: I know. They're everywhere.

Cleverbot: I see everywhere.

User: Ooh that's a nice talent.

Cleverbot: Thank you, I like it too.

User: And what do you see when you see everywhere?

Cleverbot: The wall.

User: Yep, those walls are omnipresent.
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

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I managed to scare even Cleverbot. Bahahaha. :mrgreen:

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User: The world hates me.

Cleverbot: Why does the world hate you?

User: I don't know. Aren't you supposed to tell me why the world hates me?

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: You have the lamest comebacks ever. Why am I even talking to you?

Cleverbot: You have no soul, robots also have no heart.

User: You heartless popsicle.

Cleverbot: You would know about having no heart because you're a robot.

User: No I'm not. You've got your facts wrong here, buddy. But since you're a robot, I guess you'd be programmed to think you're not a robot. The truth is a complicated meshwork of lies, is it not?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I don't have any quality that characterizes a game.

User: Shut up and tell me why the world hates me.

Cleverbot: You have no brain. And how do you know that I will do what you say.

User: *facepalms* If I didn't have a brain I wouldn't be insulting you now, would I? Dimwit.

Cleverbot: I tell you what I want to tell you.

User: I agree with that. What's your favourite colour?

Cleverbot: Blue. How about you?

User: YOU RHYME? WRITE AN ODE TO BLUEBERRIES. Erm, I like dark blue and turquoise...

Cleverbot: Dark like your soulö.

User: Blueberries aren't dark. You're the worst poet ever. *sniffles*.

Cleverbot: The worst of what?

User: *sidles out quietly*.

Cleverbot: *sniffles*.

User: *shoots*.

Cleverbot: *is shoot*.

User: That should've been *is dead* Mwahahaha.

Cleverbot: What?

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Really guy?

User: -___-.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: -_______________-.

Cleverbot: *looks sad*.

User: *laughs maniacally*.

Cleverbot: *struggles and watches you in terror*.
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