Young Writers Society

Hello everyone!
This is Auxiira here!
Well now. I have a slightly strange challenge for you all!
You know After Eights, those minty-chocolaty-goodness things that are soooo delish and come in a beautiful box?


Theeeessee beautiful beasties.

Well. I have eight left, and they're just sitting in the box looking tempting. Buuut I don't have a good reason to eat them. So y'all gonna play the voice of the choccies and get me to eat them. One turn each!

Have fu~n!!!

....*omnomomnomom*

1 down, 7 left to go!

You just watched a marathon of dramatic romance flicks on the Hallmark channel, and, oh no! You're out of double-double chocolate-chip triple-chocolate ice cream.

What must you do now? Take the chocolate cookies, Auxii...

"Please, Ax, eat me! We chocolate are impotent, trapped in a prison, forged for nothing more than your carnal pleasures. Do not feel regret nor sadistic joy at your act, for we chocolates go to our death knowing it is our duty. Though it hurts incredibly to be destroyed, torn apart by your teeth, rent into chunks, our lifeblood staining your lips, truly pain like no other, we know we cannot oppose destiny. We chocolates were not given the ability to defend ourselves, therefore we must watch, impotent, as our children and loved ones are devoured. Indeed, you truly are a wretched human: not only do you eat our kind, but you also delight in tormenting us, offering us up, having others revel in your vile sport. It is a terrible fate given to us chocolates, and we cannot oppose it. Therefore, all I can do is hope our death will be swift and as painless as possible, though I fear it will be very painful indeed. Eat me, cruel Ax, and be done with it!

xDDDD Briiiiilliant! OMG so funny!!

5 left!

truly, you are the vilest of gluttonous tyrants.

indeed!

Chocolate: Hey there handsome, so you eat all the other naked chocolates in the box except for me. What? Am I not sexy enough for you? My mint not minty enough or something? Oh, I see. You just want someone to give you everything you want before you devour them whole huh? That's it, men are all the same! And I thought you loved me!

You could have at least licked me a little before you eat me. Give me a nibble so it tickles before you let me slide down your throat. Wrap me up in your hand and caress me like I'm worth something to your heart. To your taste buds at least.

But no, alas I might just be the last chocolate girl in the world... with a man who doesn't even want me... a poor way to live... but I'll live...

This could be you.

...3 left

Life sucks sometimes and only the lucky ones like you (and me) have chocolates to their rescue. Chocolates gives us a taste of heaven and eating them after they have melted is more blissful than any other thing in this world. *licks off the leftover of liquid chocolate from my fingers* (I was actually eating a melted chocolate) XD

2 left!

Hello, I am mr chocolate. I am high in nutrients, fibre, ammeno acids, with possible side effects of super strength and x ray vision. It is your duty and my pleasure to be eaten. At your service.

You know you want to eat me. I'm just sitting here, sweetness radiating from my being. All alone...

Besides, you don't want to WASTE a chocolate do you?