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Corrupt A Wish [4]



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Sun May 10, 2020 2:14 pm
Hkumar says...



Granted but you also suffer from dementia and you forgot the secret just after few hours.

I wish I was good in programming.
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Tue May 12, 2020 12:06 am
Vita says...



Granted, but then you get so good at it you accidentally create an artificial intelligence that becomes self aware and destroys humanity.

I wish I could talk to animals.
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Tue May 12, 2020 7:25 am
Hkumar says...



Granted, but everyone thought you had gone crazy and nobody believed you. So they sent you to a mental asylum.

I wish I could become a great guitarist.
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Tue May 12, 2020 3:43 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Granted but then you end up having to amputate your hand and you can never play again.

I wish I was super good at composing music.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Tue May 12, 2020 4:52 pm
Vita says...



Granted, but you then go deaf like Beethoven and never hear your greatest piece.

I wish I was less awkward around other people.
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Tue May 12, 2020 7:52 pm
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Granted, but then you become super social and get bad grades because you focus too much on your social life instead of homework.

I wish I could fly.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Tue May 12, 2020 8:00 pm
Hkumar says...



Granted, but you got so excited in your first attempt to fly that you hit the propellers of an aeroplane in midsky and got chopped into pieces.

I wish Engineering was less hectic.
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Wed May 13, 2020 12:37 am
Necromancer14 says...



Granted, but then it gets extremely boring instead.

I wish I always got A's for my grades.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Wed May 13, 2020 11:32 am
potter4life says...



Granted!

But what if one day you cant answer your question in your exam paper? You will lose your streak and your parents will be disappointed!


I wish that magic existed like in harry potter!
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Wed May 13, 2020 3:33 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Granted, but then you get more than you bargained for when Voldemort also becomes real and kills you.

I wish that I excelled at everything I try.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Wed May 27, 2020 10:41 pm
Shadeflame says...



Granted, but then one day you tried to write and your fingers moved so fast that your brain exploded just watching them.

I wish that I could have the ability to breathe underwater.
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Wed May 27, 2020 11:22 pm
Lib says...



Granted, but then you lose the ability to breathe in air.

I wish I could grow a garden in a humane way.
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Thu May 28, 2020 5:51 pm
Hkumar says...



Granted, but unfortunately there was a locusts attack and your beautiful garden was destroyed.

I wish I could do all my work in an organised manner.
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Thu May 28, 2020 7:53 pm
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Granted, but then you decide that the best way to keep your work organized is to just stop doing it and you flunk right out of existence.

I wish dogs could purr.
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Thu May 28, 2020 11:26 pm
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Granted but then every time they purr it causes an earthquake.

I wish I had more cats.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  








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