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Corrupt A Wish [4]



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Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:06 pm
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Hijinks says...



Granted, but your crush becomes a serial killer when you get married.

I wish I was never stressed.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:51 pm
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Hkumar says...



Granted, but you ended up being too carefree, became a drug addict and lost everything in life!

I wish I was in Hogwarts!
I only put my signature on big cheques.
  





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Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:01 pm
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Granted, but you're still a muggle and everyone teases you.

I wish I could fly.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:00 pm
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Granted, but a hurricane devastates whatever land you fly over.

I wish I was beautiful.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:03 pm
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looseleaf says...



Granted, but people believe you went under intense plastic surgery and Bully you to suicide.

I wish I had an expensive car.
  





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Granted, but whenever you drive in it for more than two minutes you get in a car crash.

I wish I could whistle
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:23 pm
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Granted, but then you forget how to use your voice box.

I wish I was more awesome.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:40 pm
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Hijinks says...



Granted, but every time you do anything awesome you become paralyzed for the next two hours.

I wished I could speak every language in the world fluently.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Tue Apr 14, 2020 1:28 am
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Granted, but then you grow deaf.

I wish I had something to wish for other than what I've already wished for.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Tue Apr 14, 2020 2:07 pm
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Hijinks says...



Granted, but that something is that you have really dry skin that is always itchy.

I wish I could become invisible at will.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Tue Apr 14, 2020 2:10 pm
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LittleLee says...



Granted, but one day you're accidentally run over by a car.

I wish I was super-fast.
"I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed to him."
  





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Tue Apr 14, 2020 2:17 pm
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Granted but then you see the world in slow motion all the time and its incredibly boring.

I wish that I was smarter.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Tue Apr 14, 2020 2:24 pm
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Lib says...



Granted, but you become so smart that you start getting ignorant about it and people get super irritated about it and hate you forever.

I wish I could cancel the upcoming competition. D=
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Tue Apr 14, 2020 2:46 pm
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looseleaf says...



Granted, but you would have won and you just missed an amazing opportunity. It ends up being re-scheduled and you lose, because you forgot to practice.

I wish I was better at Physics.
  





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Tue Apr 14, 2020 3:27 pm
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Hijinks says...



Granted, but you forget how to write literature and all your attempts have horrible imagery and dialogue.

I wish I could blow balloons.

I actually can't and it's a tragedy
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?
— Obi-Wan Kenobi