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Corrupt A Wish [4]



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Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:12 am
ardentlyThieving says...



Granted, but everyone is jealous of you and secretly hates you for it.

I wish I had more inspiration for story ideas
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
  





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Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:39 pm
JumpyDot says...



Nah fam.

I wish for whoever responds to this, to do it with a link to Heaven by Talking Heads.
  





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Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:54 am
JumpyDot says...



Ok, but you go deaf, and blind, and lose your sense of smell. Good day.

I wish I had infinite majesty and calm.
  





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Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:06 am
ardentlyThieving says...



Granted, but you're no longer capable of caring about anything, even the things you were most passionate about previously.

I wish I could get my university entrance this year
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
  





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Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:19 am
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Granted, but only Liberty University will accept you (A really, really evangelical Christian university here in the states, run by this really nasty man named Jerry Falwell)

I wish I was back in college and not taking a gap year.
  





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Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:28 pm
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but your next wish is to be back in gap year and not taking college

I wish for
  





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Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:43 pm
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...a message from Nate saying that you are banned from this thread for all of eternity.

I wish my dear, sweet friend from the Golden Age of YWS @Lucrezia would join in this game.
  





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Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:27 pm
Featherstone says...



Granted, but she's really really bad at it and everyone else leaves.

I wish the world wasn't so full of hate.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:35 pm
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but that's only because a solar flare crashes into our planet killing all life forever and ever amen.

I wish for signed hardbacks of all of David Mitchell's novels
  





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Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:31 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Granted, but he isn't the one who signs them, instead giving Vladamir Putin the pen to do so.

I wish I will get an A in microeconomics this semester.
  





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Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:57 pm
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Granted, but that's only because Vladimir Putin is forcing your teacher to do so. He has a complex plot to enslave you to the Kremlin.

I wish for some Reese's.
  





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Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:18 am
ardentlyThieving says...



Granted, but it was Vladimir Putin who gave them to you as you're also part of his complex plot.

I wish my school started later so I could sleep in a bit
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
  





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Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:23 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Granted. It starts at eleven but ends at nine PM, giving you little time for both homework and free time.

I wish people would just get along.
  





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Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:51 pm
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but it's because we're all forcefully inducted into a hive mind. All individuality is therefore terminated.

I wish for the power to remember any song that gets stuck in my head but I can't remember the name of. That's a good wish.
  








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