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As most of you have noticed, many browsers now come with a built in spell checker. If you spell something wrong then a red line will appear under it, and to correct it you write click on it and it will supply you with a list of possible words. Sometimes when I make a really major typo some weird words come up.
So game was invented.
It goes a bit like this.

You write a little story, but instead of some adjectives and nouns you do a random keyboard hit. You could also use an existing paragraph out of a book and replace nouns and adjectives.
Spoiler! :
*Also you might have to do intelligent random keyboard hits. Your words need vowels and proper combos to work properly. For example gosmumdo works and turns into goosebumps. But something like kkjkjdfdkdjk doesn't work and has no spelling suggestions. sjhdsfjh doesn't have any vowels but still works, it turns into shields.

For example, it could go something like this.

I was walking along the awosdfnv and long road. It was very fdnkwo that night and I was having trouble sldfjbyo the smouemb. I was slightly vbvoadbs of the awnmcodfg because my sister had just called me a qodhds fkjsofd and had said that she was very dfglwnef and eoerug in me because she was also a papoenf.

A bad example I know, but once you are done with that copy it underneath and right click and correct all the spellings to the top one or the funniest one. Here is what I got.

I was walking along the awoken and long road. It was very wonk that night and I was having trouble slobbery the embolism. I was slightly roadbeds of the lawnmower because my sister had just called me a odds kissoff and had said that she was very newfangled and rugger in me because she was also a papoose.

For some more examples is a really good one that Aria wrote and I corrected.
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Story 3:
Time was passing in the safregersv. She couldn't really tell if sgergefsdg would ever ghavergj in the vefoghs again, for all those years ago regkdfihgi had jrehn their gienfc, yet she never gave up hope. She remembered the days when they crgrekho and what the house they lived in looked like; it had tall gergihjwm, long weigebivb and big keaudfnv, and adorable girehvu. Every person who'd enter it would turn into a gerigih, and become like efiguu. his or her legs would become like grhnuvs, hands turn to iwqubj and uuwevefvn would appear in place of their heads. I have no idea where I'm going with this, because I'm so confused about a wegrihdf stabdibg in my wifwy. Hence I tell you all, do not forget qwuogyrgern.

spellcheck version:
Time was passing in the safeguard. She couldn't really tell if submerge would ever shaver in the befogs again, for all those years ago registered had rehung their Gienah, yet she never gave up hope. She remembered the days when they Chekhov and what the house they lived in looked like; it had tall Gershwin, long weighbridge and big defraud, and adorable firehouse. Every person who'd enter it would turn into a rigger, and become like figure. his or her legs would become like grownups, hands turn to subject and eventful would appear in place of their heads. I have no idea where I'm going with this, because I'm so confused about a regrind stabbing in my wifely. Hence I tell you all, do not forget neurosurgery.


Here is another example which was the end of a very silly review....It only is the spell corrected version though.
Spoiler! :
for your own decompression I am going to refrain from continuing to review. As you can see I have completely lost my mind to the point where I am insane. Most sincere apologies brontosaur to you because I would really have liked to continue this beautiful, enrapturing and surmountable review but as you can see I just said all of this. Yes. Yes.... I blame you... YOU. YOU TURNED ME INTO THIS EROGENOUS MONSTER AND A HEAP OF NONFLAMMABLE PILE OF GHOST.


If you don't have a spellchecker you can post your unspellchecked one up and me or maybe some other nice person will spellcheck it for you.
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*dramatic music*

It was a cpsodfjj and stormy night. Freezing winds blew over the town of fewjugn, carrying scents of ferigerin and silencing the wifhurhn of the auvugne. The skvuhrn on the ship didn't know what to do, because they carried ovrehgerk, ovdshqen and a lot of waun, which was known to be wufsdjn if exposed to too much dsnhgreuhv.
The sbvwomh captain was particularly worried, because of geurghan and euwhohv, and the way it affected the askvirshm. But there was really nothing csoghrei people of the ship named eigurgavsdn could do, for that vnfuhgne night the wvhigh were uggvmtr and everything was turning into bidfhm. Now it looked nothing like a ship. It had a mrkva on the jarbol, and cizma on the pramac, and its posada grew more and more razocarana dubinom istine and the size of the carobnjaka. The captain was eugguw, so she called for dvren and ewgfysnbrek and ordered them to perfom a grehg mwgskby. And so it was over, and the only thing left was fjrehgerujm.


*more dramatic music*

~It was a rhapsodic and stormy night. Freezing winds blew over the town of feign, carrying scents of fingering and silencing the windsurf of the Augustine. The shrunk on the ship didn't know what to do, because they carried overeager, overseen and a lot of faun, which was known to be windsurf if exposed to too much greenhouse.
The womanish captain was particularly worried, because of Georgian and whoever, and the way it affected the Kashmir. But there was really nothing ogreish people of the ship named regurgitation could do, for that vengeful night the high were mugger and everything was turning into bidding. Now it looked nothing like a ship. It had a Marva on the Carboloy, and cinema on the pram, and its postdate grew more and more radiocarbon dubbin pristine and the size of the carjacking. The captain was Eugene, so she called for Daren and foreknew and ordered them to perform a Gregg Mussorgsky. And so it was over, and the only thing left was furthermore.

*bows*
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Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:51 am
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Niebla says...



...this is amazing. *tries it*

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The akjbe had been long, and now the eajerhj in the rwhniu town were growing agycey. wefmwy, the mtrlerjvn just added to their awjbehj. Sometimes it would seem to be wajjehb, and awjhcbhegb hovered over the webfhyubu like ojnujb, but then they would kjnkj again and the sky would be asghvghe, jkenj. There was no rain, no wjqbgfkm. The long days of erjvniutnwi began to slowly turn them into uqdyubdu. There was nothing they could do but sit and ygdwuvjr. Months blurred into ifbiiu, for time no longer meant wjcnjfv here; iirnriewn, rkfnwinfi, they djnvjfb for what would never eknniugwnu.

It was whjcbhjs before the arrival of the kwjbqjrw startled them out of their ewhgvfhg. Then the kjrnjk came to life and became a nekjnkwj, and the wajfbhj once more turned kwbwfb. The jcbhjwb came, and stayed this time -- jhavbje poured down onto the wvxhwb. Maybe the wjahejbjh had never come, but at least the wknkjnfkj had.

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The beak had been long, and now the Jeremiah in the hahnium town were growing cagey. Weft, the Erlenmeyer just added to their jawbone. Sometimes it would seem to be hajjes, and backache hovered over the webfeet like jujube, but then they would inkjet again and the sky would be slagheap, enjoy. There was no rain, no Workman. The long days of overwinter began to slowly turn them into subdue. There was nothing they could do but sit and Yggdrasil. Months blurred into biff, for time no longer meant conjunct here; interview, Winfrey, they Abidjan for what would never weeknight.

It was whacks before the arrival of the Kwangju startled them out of their freewheel. Then the Kern came to life and became a Newsweek, and the Wabash once more turned blowfly. The jawbone came, and stayed this time -- behave poured down onto the howbeit. Maybe the maharajah had never come, but at least the jackknife had.

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Blackwood says...



I am going to try a proper one.
Also if you put real suffixes on the end of your words it helps a bit.

The aknf vampires wjbvr in their cave. It was a lqklkvn s day but it wasn't quite overcast enough for that slflqfnfw sun to ksefndb through! The leader, who went by the name of Hqljbvw, gathered all his wpojwful followers for akawfpsgoing .
"ojbusouw!" he proclaimed valiantly, "those siefbhvi annoying ihqfbiwef have had their way with us for long enough"
"aye muasoc" cried the wejest one who seem to be missing a soefihosv and had a rather ugly mdoosf garb on his head.
"We will attack tonight" continued the leader with a wkenvs smile. "We will georkim when the afopsvih is the lkefnsn, they will never know what hit them as we siovhd down and jsksdvsv their sosmbsdion."
The was a lenvo that cheoed through the sosmdtastic cave.
Then they all cheered simultaneously with lqwjbffism.
"we will gasdoaiddation the psgmwostic".

The akin vampires waver in their cave. It was a Klicken s day but it wasn't quite overcast enough for that sunflower sun to defense through! The leader, who went by the name of Gelbvieh, gathered all his powerful followers for oceangoing .
"bulbous!" he proclaimed valiantly, "those Siegfried annoying biweekly have had their way with us for long enough"
"aye cassowary" cried the weest one who seem to be missing a whosoever and had a rather ugly doomsday garb on his head.
"We will attack tonight" continued the leader with a wakens smile. "We will Georgia when the foppish is the snakelike, they will never know what hit them as we Hesiod down and Sverdlovsk their disposition."
The was a lento that chewed through the monasticism cave.
Then they all cheered simultaneously with officialism.
"we will consolidation the prognostic".
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Omni says...



Well, this is what I normally do to make my posts awesome, but I guess I'll post some on here.

I grabbed my adosinc and felt the dfonvc floor for anything to drard onto. The leiesl light shinning in from the pewwpe above lit the sjnfd only slightly.

"Please, please erfj me out of this place, fdpifp," I held up my adosinc in prayer and silently douhoew to whatever was out there to get me the oaeai out of here.

And then everything wonceinf.


^^ And this was actually a post to a Storybook I was writing.

I grabbed my adoring and felt the dock floor for anything to dared onto. The lintels light shinning in from the pewee above lit the send only slightly.

"Please, please elf me out of this place, fief," I held up my adoring in prayer and silently douche to whatever was out there to get me the ocean out of here.

And then everything wincing.


Ah. Storybook quality.
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It all started at Janie's birthday party. Every clkajfse in her class was there and they each brought awesome lfawscijas for her to open. There was some delicious kldsafn and dfslk flavored ice cream. They also had great party games and a really big sfdaljk. Little Benny broke it and expected to get loads of casdhf. Instead, a lfsdajk monster arose from the carcass of the pinata!

The monster flew around the table, demanding all of Janie's sfajlsd and two giant tubs of ice crfklsdn. The kids started crying and asking for their mlsdjfks, but not our birthday fitlksj. Janie went up to the dfslkj monster and said. "You're really mean! You probably don't get enough hsdaofi, that's all!" And she aslfdjly went up and hugged the monster. The mdslkfn cried and hsdflkj her back.

Since then, the monster lived with Janie as a faithful pet. She renamed him Aldsfjk and they lived daslfjkly ever after.

New and improved version

It all started at Janie's birthday party. Every cleanse in her class was there and they each brought awesome fascicles for her to open. There was some delicious Klansman and PDFs flavored ice cream. They also had great party games and a really big sandal. Little Benny broke it and expected to get loads of cash. Instead, a Alfreda monster arose from the carcass of the pinata!

The monster flew around the table, demanding all of Janie's fajitas and two giant tubs of ice crinkly. The kids started crying and asking for their misdeals, but not our birthday fitly. Janie went up to the PDFs monster and said. "You're really mean! You probably don't get enough Sofia, that's all!" And she damselfly went up and hugged the monster. The menfolks cried and Suffolk her back.

Since then, the monster lived with Janie as a faithful pet. She renamed him Torvalds and they lived damselfly ever after.
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Payne says...



I love this! xD


From my story Evander.

“It weren’t suwefw I did.”

“I specifically saw you in the asgegfa, diiskwjhring in general and behaving utolsly toward one of the waitresses.”

“Don’t go gettin’ yer ieuru in a bunch, old iuehs. She were behaving lewdly a-towards heuthw.”

“That is complete hejy! The fact of the jroow is that you were thrown out for your disorderly nonwsk and–”

I moved away from the uwtter; impetuous Fane Henriks and righteous lowyrl Aarcus would be able to keep this astly up all evening. It wasn’t the first time Fane had managed to agshga an entire hamlet with his ways, nor did I uurhle it would be the kayetf.



The Spellcheck Version

“It weren’t Suwanee I did.”

“I specifically saw you in the segfault, preshrinking in general and behaving Tolstoy toward one of the waitresses.”

“Don’t go gettin’ yer purlieu in a bunch, old issues. She were behaving lewdly a-towards Reuther.”

“That is complete hey! The fact of the Woodrow is that you were thrown out for your disorderly nonskid and–”

I moved away from the utter; impetuous Fane Henriks and righteous Lowery Aarcus would be able to keep this lastly up all evening. It wasn’t the first time Fane had managed to Ashgabat an entire hamlet with his ways, nor did I Hurlee it would be the Kaye.


(I particularly love "your disorderly nonskid" xD)
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I have another one :D I think its my best yet.

I gently pushed the lsd sfndsv away from the wlknsvipds, revealing the exvtotany aura of the great jesfbjstive owjpivgre. It shone as bright as a kjbwefbj, with a mysterious sfbdjsion of a wjbfsdibsdgant light. It was the most amazing thing I had seen in my life.
I took my kjbabax and started digging around it, uncovering more of it esljfbdtive body. I dug harder and with sfljdbvjdbv and sjdbfdusion as I eventually uncovred the entire mass of the lskdbfosdjbs. It had gemstones embedded in its wejbsjstive akjsbsdfhb and qoiseish jsfjbd. And it towered far above my zsjfbsqoe as I stared at it skdjfbdkfvy in awe. This would make me millions of wkjbfeiuiwive.

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I gently pushed the lad kinds away from the landslips, revealing the extraneous aura of the great subjective overgrew. It shone as bright as a bejewel, with a mysterious subdivision of a substantiated light. It was the most amazing thing I had seen in my life.
I took my Kaaba and started digging around it, uncovering more of it festiveness body. I dug harder and with shuffleboard and diffusion as I eventually uncovered the entire mass of the dumbfounds. It had gemstones embedded in its substantive flashback and whoreish fjord. And it towered far above my squeezebox as I stared at it skydiving in awe. This would make me millions of housewives.

Millions of housewives.. yes... indeed.
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TriSARAHtops says...



This is fantastic.

This is part of a chapter I wrote:
Pre-Spellcheck:

I've always had an , fjjrnnrdxi and to be ,ghkfguuop, kind of ppovqpl, ddraalv with the bbxxopal next door. It’s been qoplv forever, and you can ooplvz. The pjbmuil in the calkjhet is kjfsaol, the fjfjiif is ghssswe with xipo hfhfgb, the wqsfedgrh are hghcfdra behind some kind of hnugkl geghhbm and the dsgyf choke the vuueal. Where the more daring fgaeidfxs reach over to our ffjrjinje of the dfhaksoih they are neatly fgdrrgiias.

And after:
I've always had an Ferdinand and to be, gumdrop, kind of popover, Alvarado with the Bhopal next door. It’s been plop forever, and you can hoopla. The buildup in the cachet is kaolin, the jiffy is weighs with iPod footage, the hedgerow are highchair behind some kind of doughnut HighBeam and the sedgy choke the squeal. Where the more daring eisteddfods reach over to our injector of the hardihood they are neatly orgiastic.

Well.
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I know I was the last person to post here, but I'm posting again anyway, because it's been a few months.

I feel partly bad about this, but I wanted to see how Spellchecker would desecrate Pride and Prejudice. And so:

pre-spellcheck, post added jumbled words - [url=http://www.pemberley.com/janeinfo/ppv1n01.html[Original taken from here[/url]

It is a hjdrgjkrdg universally tjlifvbg, that a single gfghy in possession of a good qyrtiy must be in want of a nhgctho.
However little fngcjtc the mgojdgf or sdgeght of such a ghdsth may be on his first entering a dfjurr, this yhetr is so well fixed in the oayet of the surrounding tdrbbiu, that he is considered as the rfhjgrhuk oofpgd of some one or other of their qwcvgn.

Post-spellcheck
It is a hard-working universally lifebelt, that a single dinghy in possession of a good quarti must be in want of a thong.
However little fencing the mangold or sighted of such a ghost may be on his first entering a Durrie, this ether is so well fixed in the layette of the surrounding terbium, that he is considered as the Hungerford proofed of some one or other of their cognac.

Oh, those single dinghies...
if we wait until we're ready
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Oh I forgot I made this. Good job for it. I think I'll write another one.

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Today is the day that I go and get my sofjbibg. I have been trying to dfgkjdfgj peace of wejwgjn, except I am really struggling with the mental sjbgdfg.
To be honest, I am semn. If this goes down well then I will sucessfully dfgjbwf the entire pwasl. However If I fail, then qljfljb would ensure. I don't think I would be able to cope with failure. I wouldn't be able to take the wonvow and the wjbgwog it will bring. Not only will I be slkdbbw but I will also be asaoioid and be forced to qpbsedf with s,dfjope.

Today is the day that I go and get my sobbing. I have been trying to godforsaken peace of Wenger, except I am really struggling with the mental sandbag.
To be honest, I am semen. If this goes down well then I will successfully Bedford the entire slipway. However If I fail, then Ljubljana would ensure. I don't think I would be able to cope with failure. I wouldn't be able to take the Wong and the dogwood it will bring. Not only will I be slobber but I will also be asteroid and be forced to perfused with dope.
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Ahaha. This looks like fun!


I raised my eyes to the fdjhkjs scaffolding of the red pififgnsb tower. I breathed in, then breathed out. The world was withering as I stood there; every moment of hesitation was one where the jgdfsoihbs and dsjklfhd were annihilating the human race. This was impossible! What in wopfjeo convinced me to do such a thing? I was no fhfskjfh-hero! I was but a farmer's son who had stepped on the wrong bank of ldsajsfkhk, made the wrong decisions.

Was this my sdkhdkj destiny? If so, then I wasn't mfkhndsh pleased with it.

After spellcheck:

I raised my eyes to the fjords scaffolding of the red significant tower. I breathed in, then breathed out. The world was withering as I stood there; every moment of hesitation was one where the goldfish and Shields were annihilating the human race. This was impossible! What in woofer convinced me to do such a thing? I was no Chayefsky-hero! I was but a farmer's son who had stepped on the wrong bank of Ashkhabad, made the wrong decisions.

Was this my Sikhs destiny? If so, then I wasn't handshake pleased with it.


Woofer? XD
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