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Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:33 pm
Nai says...



We've all heard some of them.. and even the whole subject of Chuck Norris is getting annoying..

But why not share the jokes you've heard?

Only rule is.. post ONE at a time, I want to see how long we can get this
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:37 pm
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:06 pm
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There is no such thing as evolution; only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:11 pm
Nai says...



If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see him, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:38 pm
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What's the last thing you see before Chuck Norris kicks you in the face? Nobody knows, there have been no survivors.
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:53 pm
Chandni says...



lolsz

"A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there "
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:57 pm
electricbluemonkey says...



Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands recently. Now they are just 'The Islands'.
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
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Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:29 pm
Nai says...



When God said "Let there be light.", Chuck Norris said, "Say please...".
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Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:09 pm
sabradan says...



Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:33 pm
Sponson Light says...



Chuck Norris puts the "Laughter" in "Manslaughter"
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.
  





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Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:48 pm
Teeeeo. says...



Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.


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Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:04 am
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Chuck Norris laughs at fart jokes.
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Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:10 am
Cameron says...



When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:32 am
Nai says...



Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

(this is probably my favorite)
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Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:51 am
Dargquon Ql'deleodna says...



Chuck norris went back in time to stop the jfk assassination, he blocked the bullet with his beard, and jfk's head exploded in shear amazement.
Life's a B*tch, slap it upside the head.

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