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Creative ways to get kicked out of a fast food restaurant.



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Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:43 pm
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Necromancer14 says...



Barrel in and say that you are the new manager and that all customers are getting a free meal. After that, charge into the kitchen and start grabbing random fries and stuff and run around giving it to people.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 08, 2020 6:24 pm
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Shadeflame says...



Walk up to the counter and order a cheeseburger. Tell them that you want it without any condiments on it. Then tell them to take off the meat, the pickles, the onions, the lettuce, the bun, and the actual meat. They'll just stand there confused and be like "So, you just want the cheese?"
If they don't give it to you, start screaming about how they are denying you your freedom.

Another method is to go up to the counter, lean your elbows on it, stare at the cashier creepily, and ask them for a McNapkin. If they give you a normal napkin, freak out about it isn't a "real" McNapkin and scream at them "My life is a lie!"
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Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:55 pm
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KateHardy says...



Start performing the lungi dance while singing twinkle twinkle little star
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Mon Jun 15, 2020 12:20 am
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Necromancer14 says...



Drive through the wall with a car.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 12:25 am
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JoyDark says...



Run into the kitchen and start making your own meal. If anyone asks you to leave, pretend to be deaf.
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Mon Jun 15, 2020 12:26 am
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Necromancer14 says...



Bring your army of pet tarantulas.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 1:34 am
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KateHardy says...



Walk in with a cardboard cutout and pretend that it's your date.
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Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:05 pm
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Walk in and say that you are the owner and demand that the employees give all of the daily revenues.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:11 pm
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KateHardy says...



Walk in and point an umbrella at the cashier and demand that he give up all the money or else you will make it rain.
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Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:16 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Ignore the "Must wear shirt" rule.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:39 am
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KateHardy says...



Walk in dressed as a banana. And try to arrest them for murdering your fellow bananas.
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Tue Jun 16, 2020 10:31 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Explain to everybody through a megaphone what the f-word means in rapt detail.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Wed Jun 17, 2020 2:39 am
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KateHardy says...



Walk into the center and start spraying everyone with silly string.
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Wed Jun 17, 2020 12:49 pm
Necromancer14 says...



bring friends for an air-soft gun invasion of the restaurant.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:34 pm
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KateHardy says...



Run into the center, grab the nearest trashcan and dump it on the manager's head.
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