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Creative ways to get kicked out of a fast food restaurant.



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Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:45 am
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Gringoamericano says...



If you're in a highly bigoted area and you look ambiguously middle-eastern, stand up in the middle of your meal, yell "May we praise Allah for this glorious feast", then start singing the Macarena in Persian.
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Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:04 am
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Carina says...



Keep asking the workers for water and ketchup.


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Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:41 pm
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Sonder says...



For a McDonald's, go to the employee at the counter.
Say, softly at first, then get louder and higher and more obnoxious, "I would like a Happy Meal." Smile at them and bat your eyelashes. "With extra HAPPY!!!"
They will look at you strangely, but continue smiling creepy-like at them. If they try to speak, shove a finger on their lips and say, "SHHHHhhhh! I am listening to my inner unicorn." Cock your head like you are listening. Turn back to them and say in a soft voice, "The voices are telling me to kill you now."
Then slap the person across the face. Smile, giggle, and say, "I didn't slap you! I high-fived your face!"
They will try to kick you out then, and so you should fall on the floor, yelling, "I didn't trip! I attacked the floor, and I believe I am WINNING!"

Ahem. Not that I've tried this...
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Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:06 pm
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Jonathan says...



Yell at the top of your lungs.
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Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:47 pm
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umaima says...



Go in and come out. Do this 15 times and they will definitely kick you out.
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Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:59 pm
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Jonathan says...



Take the food that is going by for another person.
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:14 am
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Payne says...



Order some food, sit down, start eating normally, then start screaming hysterically about all the roaches in your food. For better results, bring some fake bugs with you and discreetly scatter them around your plate/tray before causing the scene.
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:37 am
StoneHeart says...



Walk right in, pick up the cash register, go over to a table, open the cash register, and start counting the restaurants money.
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Payne says...



Ask the cashier to marry you. When they refuse (IF they refuse) begin to serenade them and beg forgiveness for whatever you did to make them stop loving you.
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Jonathan says...



Take a bucket of roaches and throw them at the person at the counter.
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Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:42 pm
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Sarrasponda says...



It probably wouldn't get you kicked out, but you could always go through the drive-thru in an imaginary car.
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Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:05 am
niteowl says...



You could drive through the drive-thru under the influence, ask for chicken nuggets, and rant and rave and try to climb through the window when they tell you it's breakfast time so no nuggets. That actually happened, I won't link to it since it's probably inappropriate for language, but you can find the video.

You could claim you come from a magical world where all the currency is under an invisibility spell and try to pay with "magic money". :P
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Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:26 pm
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umaima says...



Just go and do gangnam style. you will be kicked out eventually
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AfterTheStorm says...



Gather a group of friends, and reenact scenes from famous movies/plays/musicals. To enhance the experience (lol), have each of your friends dress up for their part. For instance, start belting out a dramatic scene from Phantom of the Opera while two other friends stand on the restaurant table, lightsaber dueling and quoting "Return of the Jedi" Luke vs. Vader quotes. You know, things like that. xD

Hahaha Can you imagine walking into one of your favorite restaurants and seeing Thor and Loki arguing across the table from each other, or spotting Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam enjoying their second breakfast very loudly?
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steampowered says...



Have a massive fries war spanning the whole width / length of the restaurant.
When that gets boring, turn it into an ice cream war.

This totally never happened to me and a bunch of hyper friends...
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