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Creative ways to get kicked out of a fast food restaurant.



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Thu May 21, 2015 2:50 am
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Poopsie says...



sock the manager in the mouth for feeding everyone poison
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Thu May 21, 2015 4:10 am
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Que says...



If they say, "Hi, can I help you?" lean over the counter and start talking to them about all of the (fake and dramatic) problems in your life. Tell them that it's all their fault, and then start sobbing for effect. When they take pity on you, you need to steal their hat and leap over the counter. Them proceed to "work" at the drive-through window.
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Fri May 22, 2015 3:28 am
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Poopsie says...



pie the waiter, then when someone comes to try and kick you out, pie him too
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 7:24 pm
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erilea says...



Go in and start sprinkling salt on everyone and everything.
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Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:31 pm
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ChieTheWriter says...



1. Leap over the counter and charge into the kitchen, screaming and shoving as much food into your mouth as possible, while tipping over and smashing everything else.

2. Go into an extremely fancy restaurant, grab hold of the chandelier and swing back and forth singing, "Take me out to the ball game..."
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Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:18 am
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Dracula says...



Pretend to choke and make the manager realise that none of their staff actually learnt anything from that first aid course they had to do.
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Fri Jul 08, 2016 3:54 am
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ChieTheWriter says...



Start telling the cashier lame jokes and hold up the line.
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Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:11 pm
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SacredPen says...



Order a bunch of double cheeseburgers and play hyper competitive frisbee or loudly proclaim that santa isn't real to all of the small children.
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Sat Jan 07, 2017 2:56 am
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MeatBunCat says...



Go into a philosophical debate with other peoples food, and get really angry about it.
  





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Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:48 pm
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AmyMedek says...



Keep taking ketchup packets and filling up buckets with ice from the soda dispenser without paying. Use the ketchup to put in the bathroom underneath every toilet seat. Laugh at the people who sit on said toilet seats as they get ketchup on their butts. After getting kicked out, disguise yourself as someone else with new clothes and repeat the process...
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Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:48 am
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PrincessInk says...



Go in and order your hamburger and fries and when the food doesn't come quickly enough, throw a tantrum loud enough to drown all the noise. And don't forget to overturn ALL the tables.
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Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:37 am
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MeatBunCat says...



Bring in a army of stray cats
  





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Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:24 pm
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Necromancer14 says...



LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD READING THESE.

Anyway, this is a long process that takes much skill to do. So here's how you do it. By the way, feel free to skip step 1 if it makes you uncomfortable.

1. You charge into the restaurant, and you scream at the top of your lungs until you run out of air.

2. You shove your way to the front of the line holding a squirt gun that you are squirting people with while playing Despicable Me really loudly on a boom box.

3. You say to the person at the counter: "I changed my mind. I'm not ordering anything." And then you go out of the line, squirting everybody on the way back, too.

4. Instead of leaving the restaurant, you just hold down one of the soft drink dispensers and watch and giggle as it overflows the thingy.

5. when someone comes over and asks you to leave, you fill your squirt gun with the soft drink that you are dispensing and you squirt them.

6. If they don't force you to leave by then, you run around grabbing people's food off the tables and throwing it into the garbage hollering that it's unhealthy and that they should eat organic instead, all the while squirting them with your new soft drink squirt gun.

7. You keep doing to step 6 with new customers until you are physically dragged out by the police.
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Mon Jun 08, 2020 2:58 pm
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Hkumar says...



Seeing the current scenario, going to a restaurant without wearing a mask and coughing and sneezing will surely get you kicked out.
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Mon Jun 08, 2020 3:23 pm
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Shadeflame says...



Just sit down in the middle of the floor and start to mediate. When someone walks by, grab onto their leg screaming "I'm a leech, I'm a leech" at the top of your lungs. Tell them that you'll only let go if they put salt on you. If they actually do it, writhe around on the floor and die.
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