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Thu May 21, 2015 3:57 pm
CuriosityCat says...



Cat lifts her head to look at the newcomer.

"Hello! Welcome to the Lounge, um... Jen? You don't mind if I call you Jen, do you?" she asks innocently as she nonchalantly pins a "Kick Me" sign on the troll and cuddles the potato.
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Thu May 21, 2015 5:16 pm
CorruptedRoseJen says...



Jen popped the cap of off her apple cider, turning to smile at Cat. "Not at all," she replied, "People seem to like to call me Rose, but I'm actually a Jen. Pleased to make your acquaintance~~~~~"
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Fri May 22, 2015 2:52 am
Poopsie says...



*walks up to jen*

bye

*walks away*
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Fri May 22, 2015 2:55 am
StupidSoup says...



*eats Kick me sign*

ees not potato but steel prity gewd \.3./
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Fri May 22, 2015 3:29 am
Poopsie says...



*trips on 15253's gigantic teeth*

ow o3o
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Mon May 25, 2015 2:47 am
Que says...



*starts doing her math homework at the counter*

Uhhhh... Does anyone know geometry well enough to help me study for finals?

*spills chocolate milk on homework*

>.< Never mind...
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Mon May 25, 2015 2:54 am
StupidSoup says...



MATH?!?!?

*kills it with fire*
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Mon May 25, 2015 3:00 am
Que says...



Thank you.

Help me burn all copies of "History of Modern Philosophy", Mr. Pyrotechnic?
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Mon May 25, 2015 4:29 am
CorruptedRoseJen says...



Jen looked over Falconer-shi's shoulder thoughtfully, sipping her cider from a glass straw. "I would be able to help you with geometry, if not for the fact I'm so lost over trigonometry. I never got over that.... ever... freaking simplifying those rational equations with all the trigonometrical identities and double and half angles and stuff." Lost in her own misery, Jen fell silent once more.

(that is what 15-yer-olds talk about, yes? I'm unsure.)
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Mon May 25, 2015 5:37 am
StupidSoup says...



hehe...math people

*hoists jerry can*
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Mon May 25, 2015 7:41 am
CorruptedRoseJen says...



... What were you trying to say, 15253-shi? "math, people" or "math people" as in people who can math? Because there's not a math person in sight over here....

Now either put down that Jerry can, or burn something else down. Preferably outdoors. \(>w<)/
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Mon May 25, 2015 1:33 pm
PickledChrissy says...



Can I have a coffee?
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Tue May 26, 2015 12:24 am
StupidSoup says...



*burns coffee*

nu .3.
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Tue May 26, 2015 3:51 am
Que says...



Not nice.

*hands Chrissy a fresh coffee*
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Tue May 26, 2015 4:06 am
CorruptedRoseJen says...



By now, the Overlord has already finished her apple cider. After wiping her mouth daintily on a pocket handkerchief, she proceeded to munch on the glass bottle as well, glancing around quickly. "Who's tending the bar?" She asked, mildly amused, "...Or is there no one who's the official bartender? Does that mean I can help myself to all the sweets?" She looked more than just a bit interested in the last prospect.
My room is an insane asylum, and I am the patient.

Beware of Dog signs are overrated. Beware of Writer.

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