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Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:26 am
ardentlyThieving says...



Fortunately he spots a crowd of people gathered further down the road and flies off to bother them instead, giving you time to run away
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Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:47 pm
Feltrix says...



Unfortunately, those people are a torch-wielding mob who, for their own strange reasons, desire that you get ritualistically executed. They charge you with torches, various farming implements, and, in one case, a nuclear warhead.
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Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:57 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Fortunately, the world has already been nuked and everything is essentially like it is in Mad Max, so even if the nuke were dropped it really wouldn't do any more damage to the environment.
  





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Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:46 pm
ardentlyThieving says...



Unfortunately that doesn't change the fact that they're still trying to kill you!
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
  





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Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:24 am
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Fortunately, they all get eaten by the giant hawk before they can.

That was my first fortunately. It feels weird.
Intrepid Explorer
Squire of the Green Room
Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid
Brief Castaway
Founder of Hermits United
TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year
Dark Matter Overlord
Kind of a Big Deal
  





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Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:02 am
ardentlyThieving says...



Unfortunately the giant hawk doesn't like the taste of uranium and spits the nuke at the ground.
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
  





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Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:25 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Fortunately, it doesn't explode.
  





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Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:48 pm
Carlymillie says...



unfortunately, while you're laughing at the fact that the nuke didn't explode, the giant hawk, returns, dashes down and swallows you.


(how did I do? first time!)
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Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:33 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Fortunately, it craps you out the next day.
  





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Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:14 pm
Featherstone says...



Unfortunately, it's a buzzard, and so it splices (meaning it flings its poop) and you go flying through the air from a great height in a diagonal line.
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Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:04 am
ChieTheWriter says...



Fortunately, you land in a soft haystack.
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Thu Oct 12, 2017 6:59 am
Amnesia says...



Unfortunately you land on the lone needle in the soft haystack
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Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:32 am
soundofmind says...



Fortunately, you're made of needles, so it's a nice addition to your needly butt.
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Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:18 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Unfortunately, you're just a conspiracy theorist who thinks we are needles, but we are actually just normal humans.
  





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Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:23 pm
Amnesia says...



Fortunately you're not a human but a winged human
I want a Harry Potter reboot with Benedict Cumberbatch as all the characters~~Mem
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