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Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:15 am
Ventomology says...



Unfortunately, those hours pass quickly, and the cannibals begin to feel peckish again.
"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley.
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone
surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled
  





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Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:19 am
TheCatchphrase says...



Fortunately, the cannibals turn on each other and start fighting themselves for food.
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Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:31 pm
CuriosityCat says...



Unfortunately, during the vicious fighting, one of the cannibal children accidentally staggers backwards, kicking an ash out of the fire, and the whole village starts burning!
Nothing to see here, puny mortals. Move along.


"I’m always going to embarrass myself and I’m pretty comfortable with that now."
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Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:06 pm
TheCatchphrase says...



Fortunately, you shoot water out of your hands and douse the flames. The village of cannibals all freeze, mid-fight, creating a panorama of awkward fighting poses. They break from these poses and simultaneously bow. You are a god to them now.
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Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:21 pm
Amnesia says...



Unfortunately they quickly realize that you only have that power when completely hydrated, not an easy feat.
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Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:49 pm
TheCatchphrase says...



Fortunately if you shoot the water into your mouth you will always be hydrated.
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Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:59 pm
Amnesia says...



unfortunately the water is specially designed to dehydrate enemies and cannot be turned off
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Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:04 pm
TheCatchphrase says...



Fortunately the water turns off when it dehydrates you.
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Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:05 pm
Amnesia says...



Unfortunately this doesnt help when you're dehydrated
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Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:17 pm
TheCatchphrase says...



Fortunately you borrow the cannibals' time machine and go back to the river in the woods. (remember?)
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Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:46 pm
Amnesia says...



Unfortunately the time machine can only be used once a year
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Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:24 am
Pretzelstick says...



Fortunately you make a magic well that always keeps you hydrated!
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once
~George R. Martin

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Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:11 am
TriSARAHtops says...



Unfortunately, the well's empty
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
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Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:11 pm
Pretzelstick says...



Fortunately it rains and the water falls into the well.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once
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Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:48 pm
Augustus says...



Unfortunately, the water is not clean enough.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

-Albert Einstein
  








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