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Sat Oct 14, 2017 8:17 pm
Featherstone says...



Unfortuantely you can't fly.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:26 am
soundofmind says...



FORTUNATELY, a friend comes to aid you and takes the needle from your but and puts a bandaid on your booty
Pants are an illusion. And so is death.

  





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Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:06 am
deleted221222 says...



Unfortunately, the band-aid is infected, and you contract a disease in your booty
  








The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances.
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