Young Writers Society

I'd rather be able to turn into a dog at any time while I'm alive. Who knows, my second life as a dog could be short or crappy or something, and that'd be it. But if I could turn into a dog at any time, I would be able to a buncha cool dog stuff, and be able to turn back human if I got into any trouble.

Would you rather face plant into a fire ant hill or a spiderweb while the spider was still on it?

First of all: Eeek!!!! And second of all: The spiderweb, I think. At least I could wipe it off.

Would you rather be audible but invisible or visible but intangible and inaudible?

(Read it a few times, if you have to, it's kind of a weird question.)

Audible but invisible. I don't want to have to learn sign language.

Say you're falling from 50 feet into a pool. Would you rather land on your back or your stomach?

Stomach

Would you rather cry yourself to sleep or cry until your best friend arrives in the room and won't stop hugging and kissing you?

Obvious answer is obvious. Second option.

Would you rather sleep on a bed of nails, wearing nothing but a weighted belt, or hot coals, wearing nothing but a weighted belt?

Hot coals. They would eventually burn out, and also, the coals would make me bleed less.

Would you rather love someone who loves you back but will never be with you or be in love with someone who hates you and will never change their mind but will always be close to you? (And I'm not talking a crush here.)

Uuuuuum......
I guess I rather be loved back. I wouldn't want to waste my life trying to get with somebody who doesn't love me back.

Would you rather light fire to your schoolwork or have somebody complete it for you? You get an A for each option.

I would watch it BUUUUURRN. I really HATE school.

Would you rather eat a live cricket or a dead hummingbird? (assuming they would be whole)

Raw? Cricket. Too many bones in birds...

Would you rather drink a sumo wrestler's sweat or eat a burger sprinkled with tiny dirty gym socks?

EWWWW! The burger would probably be the best choice. The undercooked horse meat slapped between greasy yoga-mat buns would probably mask the other revolting taste.

Would you rather eat poo or grass coated in worm slime? (think of the diseases...)

GROSS!! But the grass...

Would you rather act or write?

Write. I'm a really bad actor, and I get stage fright.
...maybe voice acting though...

Would you rather stab yourself repeatedly with a candy cane knife or get stuck under the mistletoe with somebody with really, really, really, really, really bad breath?

Candy cane knife, as long as it didn't kill me.

Would you rather fly a rocket powered kite or a pedal powered aeroplane around the world?

Being as terrified of heights as I am, both would be a miserable experience for me. But... I'd probably get tired of pedaling in the aeroplane and crash, so I'd fly a rocket powered kite around the world.

Would you rather be stuck upside down on a roller coaster for an hour or be forced to ride the Gravitron non stop for two hours?

Oh GOD NEITHER ABORT MISSION.

UHHHHhhhhh... Tried the Gravitron? What is that? It soundslike it'll make me pile, but better than hanging upside down >_<

WYR lose an hour of daytime or lose an hour of nighttime?