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Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:36 pm
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lostthought says...



"What was that? I don't speak idiot."
"Aaloo is potato in urdu, like AAAAAA-loo, or like AAAAA-look such delicious deliciousness."
-Pompadour

"MY SOUL IS A GREY ABYSS"
-QueenOfHearts
  





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Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:54 pm
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Zolen says...



"I don't believe in you, so according to philosophy you don't exist."
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
  





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Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:02 pm
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Casper16 says...



If i was your teacher i would staple a burger king application to your language test you illiterate imbecile
  





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Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:16 pm
horrendous says...



eh heh, hey fartknocker, eh heh heh.
hor·ren·dous
adjective: shockingly dreadful; horrible
synonyms: appalling, frightful, hideous

--

Life is like a box of chocolates. Too much will make you sick.
  





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Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:51 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says...



How clever of you not to dress up too much.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:15 am
Payne says...



I regret to inform you that simply because you look like Einstein, it doesn't mean you're intelligent.
I aim to misbehave.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright
  





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Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:43 pm
Spotswood says...



I swear by God above and all that is holy that I will rip out your putrid bowels from the inside out, rip out your jugular, and feed your entrails to the crows.
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it."
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Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:17 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says...



You are not worth the expense you cause in terms of wear and tear of the pavement as you walk on it.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:56 pm
Spotswood says...



Screw you
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it."
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Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:24 am
TakeThatYouFiend says...



Your limited vocabulary only serves to mirror your intelligence, my dear.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:41 pm
Spotswood says...



Yo Mama's so fat that her pant size is "bi*ch loose some weight!", not to mention the fact that Al Gore recently discovered that she is the cause of global warming after tracing back to her.
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it."
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Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:04 pm
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turtlethatroars says...



This isn't necessarily an insult, it's more of a good comeback to a pick up line.
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven."
"Are you implying I'm Satan?"
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

-Formally tkpejb
  





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Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:15 pm
ShakespeareWallah says...



you are Satan, tk.
  





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Thu May 01, 2014 2:24 am
TheWritersStop says...



That reminds me of this one-

"You made me more religious. I wasn't sure that Hell existed until I met you."
  





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Thu May 01, 2014 9:54 am
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TakeThatYouFiend says...



I watched some I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue where the did some pick up put downs...

"That dress would look lovely crumpled on a bedroom floor..."
"As would you."

"Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all night."
"Yes, it was lovely, all those wide open spaces."

"Your dad must have been a king to make a princess like you."
"Your dad must have been a pancake chef to make a tosser like you."

"Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?"
"The latter, but I already have one arsehole up there."
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  








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