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Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:12 pm
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Zolen says...



"Earth is full, go home."

"Bill Clinton's DNA"

"Lawyer"
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Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:56 pm
Deadman says...



Son of a biscuit eating Bulldog!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:02 pm
Pompadour says...



I'd insult you, but the mere fabric of your inexperienced cranium wouldn't comprehend the fact that this is a veiled insult that I won't bother composing since, well, you just won't get it. You have been insulted. Happy?
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Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:21 am
TakeThatYouFiend says...



Aroint thee which!
Macbeth.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:53 pm
Deadman says...



My toilet has more emotion than you!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
  





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Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:59 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says...



I would my horse had the speed of your tounge.
Much ado about nothing.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:02 pm
Deadman says...



You have diarrhea of the mouth.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
  





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Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:09 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says...



given infinity and a typewriter you would eat the typewriter.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:17 pm
Deadman says...



I'm not sure you even have a raisin where your cranium should be!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
  





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Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:19 pm
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TakeThatYouFiend says...



Your head is not empty. Wood is a solid.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:31 am
Ventomology says...



"ninnymuffin"

- Alex Fang (My usual piano accompanist)
"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley.
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone
surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled
  





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Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:58 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says...



is that a cross between ninnyhammer and ragamuffin?
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:56 am
Ventomology says...



I honestly don't know, but it sounds funny.
"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley.
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone
surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled
  





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Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:59 am
Zolen says...



"icecream!" *walks away pretending that person does not exist*, ditching in the middle of a argument is the best way to beat someone.
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:58 pm
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Pompadour says...



Image

^This.
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