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Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:59 pm
neko says...



Post any funny insults etc that you know :D
Listen up!
The future is bulletproof!
The aftermath is secondary!
It's time to do it now and do it loud!
Killjoys, make some noise!
  





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Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:21 am
Blift says...



erm, when Julie J said to Tina "You take that back you vicious little B***!"
:pirate3:

Tracy Beaker!!!
  





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Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:04 am
zohali93 says...



Old english
Thou shaggy beard villain!
Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)
  





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Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:57 am
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Pencil2paper says...



"You're mother was a gerbil and your father smelt of elderberries."

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (best movie ever)
"Look out! He's got a daisy!"
- Making Money by Terry Pratchett

Chuck Norris- worshiping gnomes, undead pandas, pet chupacabras and undead Keanu Reeves-what could possibly go wrong?
  





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Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:04 am
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PollyWannaCracker says...



"You have such beautiful hands! They're so long and crooked!"

- Cousin Dearest.
"In every decision, you must know that there is always a loss and a gain." - PollyWannaCracker
  





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Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:17 am
Payne says...



"Hey, you're husky, maybe you can help carry this stuff."

~Grandma
I aim to misbehave.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright
  





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Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:54 am
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neko says...



'Your mother was a flaming aardvark'
-Labrinth
Listen up!
The future is bulletproof!
The aftermath is secondary!
It's time to do it now and do it loud!
Killjoys, make some noise!
  





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Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:18 am
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Skyy says...



"Gruby minded little trollop!"
The History Boys - Hector
  





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Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:59 am
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jellyfox says...



"Congratulations, Sir Douchealot."
- My friend, Jim.
Insanity keeps me from losing my mind.
"Ghosts are real, and monsters are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."
-Stephen King
  





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Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:32 pm
SoundsOfLife says...



"You can also take off next weeks pay you spineless fraction of a little man!"

-From the movie Far And Away.
"The beauty of a piece of music is not in its technique but in the Soul of its creator; nor is it in the
sound vibrations of the piece but in the silence of the Light from which the sound springs." DR. Walter Russell
  





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Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:25 pm
Deadman says...



That is the most unintelligent thing any of us have ever heard, now leave before all of our IQ's drop!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
  





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Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:07 pm
deaththekid8 says...



it better that you remain quiet and keep up the façade of your stupidity than open your mouth and prove it beyond a doubt.
... I forgot who this is by. probably can google it.
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.
  





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Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:25 pm
Deadman says...



I'm sorry but my pet worm has spoken more intelligent things to me!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
  





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Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:50 pm
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TakeThatYouFiend says...



I know thousands...
Unhand me graybeard loon!
The rhyme of the ancient mariner.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:58 pm
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Deadman says...



Let go of me you jellyfish licker!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
  








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