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Funny Insults



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Sun May 04, 2014 1:51 pm
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Burntshadow says...



'Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.'
Sherlock-Love that show so much.
  





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Sun May 04, 2014 4:54 pm
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DrFeelGood says...



I think this is a clichéd and old insult but it's still funny.

'You are as worthless as 'AY' in OKAY.'
  





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Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:09 am
Spotswood says...



1. You are so obnoxious that you give aspirin a headache.

2. Your idiotic remarks actually subtract from the sum of all basic human knowledge.
Last edited by Spotswood on Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it."
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Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:19 am
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lili024 says...



What do you and flappy bird have in common?
You're both frustrating and everyone hates you.
[insert clever signature here]
  





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Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:52 pm
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Pencil2paper says...



Well just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon...

-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Look out! He's got a daisy!"
- Making Money by Terry Pratchett

Chuck Norris- worshiping gnomes, undead pandas, pet chupacabras and undead Keanu Reeves-what could possibly go wrong?
  





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Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:31 pm
rhiasofia says...



Pretty much any tumblr insult ever. I favor soggy lampshade.

Also "He has Van Gogh's ear for music", Billy Wilder
Your head is a living forest full of song birds
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Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:07 am
sl4y41zm3 says...



Muggle F***ing troll s*** you floppy wanded dementorer boggerer
  





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Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:08 am
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sl4y41zm3 says...



You're about as much use as a busted condom
  





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Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:15 am
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sl4y41zm3 says...



You're like the village bicycle. Everyone gets a ride
  





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Wed Sep 10, 2014 2:22 am
SARAHJO says...



"I've eaten chicken wings with more meat on them than you."
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."
  





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Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:03 pm
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AlfonsoFernandez says...



Go up to a girl and compliment her mustache.
"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read."
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[insert inspiring quote]
  





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Sun Feb 27, 2022 11:31 am
MailicedeNamedy says...



You have a nice duck there, kiddo! (It´s a swan)
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Wed Mar 02, 2022 12:41 am
WinnyWriter says...



Okay, so a fun way to generate your own insults is to make three columns, the first one for adjectives, and the second two for nouns. Think of all the gross, offensive things you could put in there, and throw together your favorite combination! So like this:

(Adj.) (Noun) (Noun)
- Stinky - Trash - Chicken
- Abominable - Scum - Troll
- Moldy - Sewer - Turd
- Obnoxious - Fart - Beast


See how it works?
  





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Sat May 20, 2023 11:14 pm
GengarIsBestBoy says...



I am totally (attempting) to revive this:

You are the human equivalent of a cold bowl of soup

You squeaky door hinge!

You moldy sponge!

I bet you ate dirt as a child

You seem like you looked up swears in the dictionary as a child (less of an insult but more of an astute observation)
How dare you make fun of Molly Mcgee?! That’s my job!!

—Scratch, The Ghost and Molly Mcgee

[Gengar! :D]
[Spooky month fan, internet cryptid, certified nerd]
  








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