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Names that you'd like to name your kid but probably cant.



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Wed Sep 10, 2014 2:41 am
SARAHJO says...



When I was little, I didn't know anything about Nazi's and I said I was going to name my daughter Swastika.
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Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:36 pm
AlfonsoFernandez says...



10/10 that would be hilarious, although it may be a bit politically incorrect.

I'd name my kid Edwardunderscorethreenineseveneightfour, cause numbers and signs probably are illegal in one's name.
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Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:41 pm
Spotswood says...



I love the movie Frozen, but I'd probably take things too far if I named my kids Anna and Elsa.


I will probably, however, name my daughter Lucrezia. If I have another one I'll probably name her Annamarie, my great grandmother's name...then I could just call my two prospective daughters Anna and Lucy. :P

I have planned this out too far.
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Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:51 pm
Lumi says...



Doge names like Spike and Jag.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


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Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:07 pm
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r4p17 says...



Tron
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author
  





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Fri Oct 31, 2014 10:28 pm
erilea says...



Annabeth Wise

Valdez Flaming.
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Fri Oct 31, 2014 10:49 pm
r4p17 says...



Mungo, Pompous.
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Sat Nov 15, 2014 3:00 pm
erilea says...



Writeria Publisheia Readeri.
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Sat Nov 15, 2014 5:18 pm
Zolen says...



No.1
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
  





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Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:56 am
dragonfphoenix says...



Blastus, a wonderful Bible name. Great name for a boy. :D
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Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:42 am
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MarbleToast says...



I think Stormageddon would be a perfectly reasonable name.
Hats off to you if you got that
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
Old and dusty, creaky and rough
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Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:27 am
Burrow says...



Bob
“The end of suffering does not justify the suffering, and so there is no end to suffering, what a mess I am, I thought, what a fool, how foolish and narrow, how worthless, how pinched and pathetic, how helpless."

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Mon Nov 17, 2014 10:13 am
Dracula says...



@MarbleToast I love it!

I've always loved Alabaster as a boy's name. But I don't think my kid would thank me for it.
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Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:51 pm
AdmiralKat says...



Billy Button. Young Writer's Society.
Whale. Whale. Whale. What do we have here?
Some scurvy dog looking at my post, eh?
  





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Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:32 pm
Zolen says...



Your Mom
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