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"Kill" the person above you!



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Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:26 pm
Necromancer14 says...



@spunkyspacekitty was having an argument with Necromancer about Trump and got so focused on the argument that she forgot to eat and drink.

Conclusion: She died of starvation. (Both sides were too stubborn to give up)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:50 pm
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yosh says...



@Necromancer14 attempted to actually be a necromancer and went to a graveyard to summon zombies.

nothing happened.

necro then cried until dehydrated.
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap
  





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Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:24 pm
fatherfig says...



@Yoshikrab ate a poisoned crabcake.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:23 am
yosh says...



*sighs*

@QueenShadowGem choked on precious gems in the shadows
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap
  





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Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:29 pm
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fatherfig says...



@Yoshikrab claimed they weren't a crab and was hanged on the spot for thier treason.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:22 am
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DreamyAlice says...



@QueenShadowGem went to a graveyard at 12 pm and got super scared from her own shadow and died of a heart attack.
Imagination is a superpower. Use it well!
  





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Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:03 pm
AlyTheBookworm says...



@ImaginativeAlice was so caught up in her imagination she got lost on the way home and wandered off a cliff.
  





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Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:11 pm
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LizzyTyler says...



@AlyTheBookworm chewed her way through so many books she died of indigestion.
“your highness” is gender neutral


so if you are ever confused about my pronouns


that’l work


alternatively “your majesty”, “my liege”, and “supreme overlord”


*please note “your grace” is also acceptable
  





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Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:52 am
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Necromancer14 says...



@LizzyTyler joined the squid game and died.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Nov 01, 2021 3:53 pm
Phillauthet says...



@Necromancer14 died from typing too much in forums ;) ;)
bleh?
  





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Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:06 pm
Necromancer14 says...



@Phillauthet died from typing as much as Necromancer14 in forums.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:45 am
Phillauthet says...



@Necromancer14 accidentally time traveled 14 years forward and emerged into thin air above a canyon. They fell in and died.
bleh?
  





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Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:42 pm
fatherfig says...



@Phillauthet turned themself into a seamonkey, because it was a lifelong dream of hers to become one; discovering only too late the average lifespan of a seamonkey is one year. She could not discover how to turn back try as she might and became trapped as a seamonkey until the end of her days.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Tue Nov 30, 2021 5:31 pm
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EsmerayaRose says...



@TypoWithoutCoffe perished because she ran 3 days without her daily cup of coffe.
I promise this type of pain only gets worse
~Esmeraya~

she/they
  





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Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:19 am
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Phillauthet says...



@QueenMadrose was planting more roses when a worm wriggled out of the ground and bit her and the rose she was holding.
She died because the shock of seeing a teensy worm daring to bite her roses was too much for her.
bleh?
  








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