out pops an adorable little muffin-like creature smiling at you innocently, holding out a gigantic kitchen knife in one stubby little hand. ...That thing's gonna haunt you for a while...
inserts a plot-that-is-going-to-pieces
My room is an insane asylum, and I am the patient.
Beware of Dog signs are overrated. Beware of Writer.
Warning! Crappy author at work! Any hapless bystanders/passerbys will be sentenced to an eternity of hell by eye-hurt :3
Warning! Might give young children nightmares. :< (I'm sorry, but I do want revenge on the person that stuck my beloved little muffin in the machine...)
Spoiler! :
Out comes a bloody Evil!Jen with eyeless eye sockets, a gigantic creepy grin, three pairs of broken wings on her back, and holding a pair of huge, rusty sewing scissors.
... Evil!Jen rescues the muffin creature, cuts it up brutally, and mushes its bloody corpse into an unbaked pie crust (made of skinned faces). She proceeds to approach Verser-shi with the plate of muffin-skin-pie in one hand, the rusty sewing scissors in the other, and still sporting that same, terrifying grin on her face.
.... I have a couple thousand just like her in my head. :3
Inserts a.... pie. >:3
My room is an insane asylum, and I am the patient.
Beware of Dog signs are overrated. Beware of Writer.
Warning! Crappy author at work! Any hapless bystanders/passerbys will be sentenced to an eternity of hell by eye-hurt :3
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