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There's no what if's or degrees of fart/burpage. Think of the most disgusting of each.

Clearly a fart; anything coming from down there is more disgusting that from the mouth.

They smell much worse too.

Most definitely a fart...like Jack said, they smell disgusting!

I dont know...both are equally attractive. It's a turn on. *Raaargh*

Seriosuly though, a girl burbing...I like. Farting...not so much so, it'd make me laugh though.

That's quite . . . disturbing, JigSaw. You like a girl burping?

Both are natural, so I wouldn't be hugely put off with either, at least if I knew the person well. I do, however, prefer it if they don't.

I agree, Kay, but You have to admit, neither are attractive.

I still say burp. When attempting to be romantic a belch is more of a mood-killer

And a fart isn't?

Farts are FAR less attractive... Eurgh...

Ah well. My boyfriend is a regular fart machine, so I'm almost numb to it.

I hate that horrible word beginning with f and ejnding n t, its repugnant.

I hate farts...
Burps, you can conceal
Farts are always there
I especially hate the people who cough then fart and then act like they just coughed when CLEARLY they didn't just cough.

Or sneezing... Yargh :S