Ask people what gender they are.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
Drum on every available surface.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Go to Burger King and ask for a Big Mac.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
Jump infront of people in a queue.
Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Name your dog "Dog."
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Pretend you are invisible.
Question peoples perfectly reasonable comments.
Race the old woman for the last bus seat.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Tell the ending of movies.
Use the last square of toilet paper and do not change the roll.
Vacuum the floor as people try to watch the TV.
Wear large hats during the movies.
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