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The corrupt a wish game!!



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Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:20 am
cleverclogs says...



Okay, but the language is comprised entirely of unpleasant bodily sounds that earn you dirty looks and comments whenever you speak it in public.

I wish I could eat cherries without my lips bleeding.
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Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:56 am
windrattlestheblinds says...



Granted. Now the cherries are full of blood and bleed when you try to eat them.

I wish I new how to tap dance.
  





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Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:48 pm
turtlethatroars says...



Granted but you never stop tap dancing therefore you never sleep and eventually die.

I wish I could drink coffee without feeling sick.
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Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:03 am
SirenCymbaline says...



Granted, but you can only drink cheap-tasting decaf.

I wish I could understand the way my mind works, and in relation the difference of the way the world itself works, so I can know when I am simply overthinking things.
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Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:53 am
windrattlestheblinds says...



Granted. You also lose the ability to stop overthinking things, so you are doomed to a life of overthinking things and knowing you're overthinking them and thus overthinking your overthoughts.

I wish for guaranteed financial stability for the rest of my life.
  





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Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:54 am
SirenCymbaline says...



Enjoy your financial stability! but the catch is, you have to move in with some stuffy authority figure that you hate. And they have obnoxious relatives that visit, often.


I wish that somebody would wish that all future wishes didn't come with catches and other such corruptions.
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Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:13 pm
mephistophelesangel says...



Granted, but that somebody wished that wish in another dimension, so that you'll never see it.

I wish that I could use telekinesis.
  





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Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:55 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but each use slowly kills you.

I wish for world peace.
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Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:45 pm
SirenCymbaline says...



World peace is acheived, but seeing as you failed to specify what world, it is not the one you live in.

I wish that the cat would never use my room as a personal bathroom ever again.
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Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:12 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but now the cat uses your shoes.

I wish that my teacher would be quiet.
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Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:33 pm
Poopsie says...



granted, but now she's a vegetable
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Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:52 pm
Deadman says...



(That wouldn't be too bad.)

I grant you a wish and then I proceed to corrupt it.

I wish my phone would automatically renew like it was supposed to!
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Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:29 pm
SirenCymbaline says...



Your phone automatically renews itself when it is supposed to, how it is supposed to, and exactly how much it is supposed to.
However, it is now possessed.

I wish I could experience for myself the beautiful, beautiful worlds that I see in my favourite fantasy movies.
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Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:30 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but they soon fall into a dark time making it terrible to be there.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.
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Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:32 pm
Poopsie says...



granted.

You fail all your classes
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