Young Writers Society

This is a dare. Sigh.

Ode to My Toilet

You are always there for me
When I need someone to lean on.
Your saddle is so comfy
Like a porcelain lawn.

When I get that pain in my stomach,
Or that full-tank feeling
I know that you'll always be there
Underneath the ceiling.

I know it was just a simple dare
To make my write this ode.
But a kind thanks is long overdue,
And the list is quite a load. (no pun intended)

Anyways, I wish for you the best,
To be one of those toilets who
never die
No matter how much po- toilet paper.

Let's face it, my dad must be torture,
And my sister is a pig.
Just be thankful I'm no elephant,
Or a lactose-intolerant-man-with-a-wig.

This is so not classy, and I am embarrassed. Now I know why I never pick dare.

Classy

XD

*gigglesnort* xD best dare I've seen in a long way

This reminds me of a song my brother--25 years old--made up. The lyrics change frequently, but it's always sung opera style, and there is always a reference to the "throne of porcelain." It's actually quite scary. And he can't sing. At all. Anyways, this reminded me of that.

...was Kyll responsible for this?

Kyll played a small role, but yes.

LOL funny.
Thats why I never pick dare either
=)

Wow, your poem has such passion. (lol)

On the contrary, I think we should poetry-dare more often.

Classy, you make me proud.

Theenks. haha

Pwahaha, I love it! It made me laugh so hard!

I am reviving this, because I am a horrible person!

Booo. One of my classiest moments on YWS, if I do say so myself.

I think it's time for another revival...