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Ode to my toilet.



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Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:26 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Exactly. Best poem in history. (I'm only sad because it was not me who wrote the poem...)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:28 pm
KateHardy says...



Hmm...maybe you could write your own version?
Stay Safe
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Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:30 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Maybe sometime.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:34 pm
KateHardy says...



I'll chip in if you want.
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Sun Mar 07, 2021 4:07 am
Necromancer14 says...



time for the annual bump of this thread.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:25 am
MailicedeNamedy says...



The poem itself is pretty solid.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 12:09 pm
Shady says...



Wot

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 12:33 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



I guess it can be considered a poem.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:26 pm
NewHope says...



Pretty solid?
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:08 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



I hope the toilet is solid.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 5:17 pm
NewHope says...



What? Are you having a nightmare about falling through?
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:38 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



Not yet.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:16 am
Shady says...



But soon.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  





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Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:14 am
MailicedeNamedy says...



Coming to your theaters.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Fri Feb 18, 2022 9:27 am
Shady says...



Lights... camera...

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  








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