If we had a crab for a president, then I could get distracted by his claws instead of his ears.
And I would want to put butter all over his legs and eat them. After cooking him of course.
And since crabs can't talk, we would have to learn Crabese, a secret crabby form of communication that crabs use by clacking their claws, in order to understand him.
Or the crab would just clack out Morse Code. But then we'd all have to learn Morse code. *finds something on Morse code*
I see interesting idea or we could just set up a mass translation satelitte!!!! Y a know I think Im going to find a crab to elect so that I can run the country and tell him what to do... it may not be much different from Bush?Cheney but at least its someone not bent on money!!!
I actually like Bush. He's the funniest guy in the world.
... what do you mean he's not a comedian? Haven't you heard his 'and so will we!' speach? Hilarious. I'd get thouse couple of seconds on DVD if I could.
Sorry to break it to ya... Chris rock is the only comedian to be elcted president.. Wait Head of state is a movie? I thought that it was the replacement for Bush!!!
The real question is: What would the annoyed politcians do when they were annoyed at the crab whos running for president? I mean... *wanders around the web seeing if any of the people in the senet have a love of crab*
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