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What would happen if we elected a crab to be president???



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Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:25 am
hekategirl says...



Eating seafood would be against the law, and if you did eat seafood you would be put on devil's islan for life.
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Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:34 am
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I'd eat em'
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Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:49 pm
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I don't think all seafood would be banned, after all, crabs eat seafood. But eating crustaceans would probably be a federal crime. Our president wouldn't last long if he/she decided to walk unassisted. Our president would accidentally be crushed underfoot by a secret service agent.
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Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:35 pm
ChieTheWriter says...



Meh. We almost did.

Crabby Clinton.

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Wed Mar 04, 2020 1:22 am
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InnerTurmoil wrote:Or *GASP* a lobster I mean think about it, it would probably be made illegal to eat seafood *Death row for ingesting a clam!!!!*


Oh dear, that would be horrible. I love seafood.
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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:41 pm
KateHardy says...



He would do a crabby job.
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Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:01 pm
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No, he would do a decent job... he would just be crabby to all his advisors.
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Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:55 am
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We would get free sushi (I'm kidding) but you'd like that wouldn't you?
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Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:22 am
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YES DEFINITELY

(Have you eaten it before? It's delicious)
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Mon Jun 22, 2020 1:30 am
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All Hail President Crab!!

(No you don't get such delicacies in the Underworld)
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Mon Jun 22, 2020 1:18 pm
kattee says...



I think he'd monopolize all restaurants that sells Krabby Patties and hide plankton, with his whole race, in area 51.
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Mon Jun 22, 2020 1:50 pm
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He would have to invest in a secret service that was all vegetarian.
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Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:04 pm
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No, I think the crab would be fine if we ate animals, after all, some crabs are carnivorous.

We just wouldn't be able to eat crabs.
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Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:08 pm
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Hmm... so what kind of crab is this president?
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Mon Jun 22, 2020 7:58 pm
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Uh, I dunno... Hermit crab? Spider Crab?

Or maybe a lobster?
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