HI PEOPLES! It's time for "Stuff You Should Know" the sequel! And sequels are good because sequels are more, and more is good, and good is nice, and nice is okay, and okay is OKAY......let's start.
GO!
Okay, the first thing you need to know is...CRASH!
Sorry, I went to fast.
The....first....thing....you...need....to...know...is....that...if....you...are...annoyed...easily....stop...reading...now...
Okay?
Now, the new tips I have come straight from my extensive research(or right off the top of my head) so listen closely and take notes. Or you can print this out and BEHOLD THE GLORY OF YOUR NEW FOUND KNOWLEDGE! But don't share that paper with anyone because they will know the know too and you will not know more than they know so you know don't do it.
TIPS:
1. Don't give a monkey an umbrella with Barbie doll pictures on it. Don't ask why. *shudders*
2. OMG! this tip is a sequel to tip number 1. OMG!
3. Sometimes sequels suck, just like in tip number two. *Hello, Disney? Can you stop making straight to DVD sequels of your good movies? THEY SUCK.*
4. Don't ever try to start emo magic, because it will never catch on.
"Okay, you shuffle this deck of cards while I put a knife to my forearm..."
5. when you're embarrassed, don't stand up and attempt to get over it by shouting "EMBARRASSMENT, BE GONE!" because chances are the effect will be the complete opposite of what you thought.
6. Please can someone stop the making video games based on movies based on books? They are very bad!
7. If your still reading and are on tip number seven, I LOVE YOU
8. The USA would be much improved if the congress looked like this:
Well, that's all the tips I have for now.
After reading this, don't you feel happy now that you've realized how smart you really are? On the other hand, if these tips were helpful to you, I pity your existence.
Happiness and Joy,
-Tony
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