"I can’t believe I’m saying this but, I’d take a horde of mutant monkeys over tiptoeing around this plant"
-Kate, a character from my NaNo novel
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"I can’t believe I’m saying this but, I’d take a horde of mutant monkeys over tiptoeing around this plant"
And don't forget Slappy Chapstick over there
I have the horror that's Twilight in my hand, and I'm not afraid to give your novel nightmares so you'd better start fearing me
You know what you are? You are difficult!
Writing is venturing into another world, then sharing your adventures.
Maybe some random physics deity puts you in a relativistic centrifuge when you're unconscious, every few weeks.
My eyebrows are such caterpillars, leaves could eat them RIGHT off.
You're like the Gorden Ramsey of proofreading.
So I accidentally committed murder. Who cares? Everyone makes mistakes.
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