Time to Google how much a human skeleton costs
his dream of becoming flat stanley has come true <3
Drink, drink, drink!
beep beep i'm a sheep
I feel like he’s personally met Jesus Christ in his pajamas at K-Mart
Better half-dead than fully dead, I suppose?
He's literally the divine in divine comedy
He pronounced it in the same way an old person would pronounce “TikTok”
communism is sounding real great right about now
“You're 'not here to hurt us,' yet you have several guns pointed directly at us?” he asked, completely ignoring the fact that he had several guns pointed directly at him.
seeds? you eatin’ bird seeds?
“What? We were all thinking it!” They were all, in fact, thinking it
I can't get the bread wet!
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