Young Writers Society

Yalalala I like to put my ctrl with my shift ya da dee yat da doo be boopy I'm now a robot yadda dee dat dat doo yadda doo

Nooooo my entire social life just disappeared

alien ass

"I volunteer to bite your foot."

Who's wearing the bikini now, shey?

Conglomerates aren't sexy, shey.

What do I want in a man? Garlic.

the church sustains itself by eating concrete

Strawburrz boi, swiggity swag

My third eye is woke

I will put milk in your pants

there are many disappointments in life, but the number of raisins they put in a box isn't one of them

he's one step away from ritually slaughtering the toaster

It's from me. Ofc it's vaguely headache inducing

Bow to the spaghetti monster! He demands obedience.

Time to plan on how to glue papers on my hair so I can go back to my former daily routine