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Creative ways to get arrested



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Mon Jul 26, 2021 5:02 pm
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eilisBK says...



@SpunkyKitty

There are sooo many weird laws in the UK. Like you can't clean your doormat after 8pm
  





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Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:43 am
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LizzyTyler says...



If you kill Bigfoot in Washington State, you can be arrested. XD
“your highness” is gender neutral


so if you are ever confused about my pronouns


that’l work


alternatively “your majesty”, “my liege”, and “supreme overlord”


*please note “your grace” is also acceptable
  





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Fri Oct 22, 2021 11:59 pm
fatherfig says...



Throwing a snowcone at a police officer while driving.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Tue Nov 02, 2021 6:14 pm
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alliyah says...



Forgetting to leave hearts by people's names in Write-ins - automatic jail time, 1 year-life in prison if caught.
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return
  





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Thu Nov 04, 2021 2:51 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Dressing as a creepy clown and scaring kids on halloween
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:02 pm
fatherfig says...



Breaking into the whitehouse and then screaming "I AM HERE" and knocking over a vase.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:06 pm
Necromancer14 says...



using a public restroom and not washing your hands.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:35 am
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Shady says...



shoving children in a van to legitimately learn how to make ice cream but you look sketchy and get arrested for it

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  





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Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:53 pm
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MailicedeNamedy says...



Being on the roller coaster and not screaming and holding your hands in the air.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Thu Feb 03, 2022 9:39 pm
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fatherfig says...



triping and falling face first on someones 2 year old child.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:50 am
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ScarlettFire says...



pretending to be from the future and running down the street screaming about how the aliens are coming
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?" - Paimon, Aether's Heart


“It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.” - Grace Hopper.
  





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Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:57 am
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Necromancer14 says...



Saying that MacDonald’s food is better than both Culver’s and chic fil a
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Fri Feb 04, 2022 4:24 am
NewHope says...



In South Africa, you can burn down the parliament building and still, sue for damages. Search Zandile Mafe.

Back when we had Apartheid (It isn't Apart-tight, you pronounce it Apart-tat. The ta pronounced as if saying table.) which is fortunately over: A black person getting on a train if someone white wanted to get on it.

(These days you can get anyway with anything. Here is another.)

Jacob Zuma, our old president sold all our anthracite to India leading to us having load shedding, a type of forced blackout. He hasn't been president since the start of Covid and yet he only served a month last year and was continuing his sentence, but the whole story is just messed up.
  





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Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:04 am
MailicedeNamedy says...



By not finishing a novel.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  








We are great at fearing the wrong things.
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