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Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:38 am
Lumi says...



DO as the title says, and write the fortune for the member above you, as would be found in a fortune cookie.

Be sure to include a ☺, as is customary. ;P And do make them as silly as possible.

To the person who did not post before me:

Not every performance by Benedict Cumberbatch deserves a BAFTA. Calm down this awards season. ☺
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.
  





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Tue Sep 13, 2016 2:51 pm
TheSilverFox says...



Good luck is coming your way, but make sure to run away from any trains or cars heading in your direction, especially if they're advertising moving to a faraway destination. ☺
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.
  





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Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:08 am
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Wolfi says...



You are being followed. Are you creeped out? Don't be. It's a common social media activity.
John 14:27:
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.
  





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Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:01 pm
FeatherPen says...



Music comes to those who listen, Particularly after they press the play button, Beware of pressing stop. :-)
The world is what you make of it and the universe how you dream.
Previously FerranWright
  





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Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:24 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Fluffy-ness is very dangerous to lots of people, so beware of feather pillows, they will be your doom as you suffocate.

(Lol I don't know what this is supposed to be.)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:18 pm
Horisun says...



You will soon be crushed in a Battle Royal... Beware of transformers.

Unlucky numbers
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 etc.
She/Her
  





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Fri May 01, 2020 2:40 pm
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JoyDark says...



Your mind is full of wisdom, although this fortune cookie is not. ☺
she/her

woah
i actually made a post
pretty radical if you ask me
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:19 pm
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KateHardy says...



You must enjoy the simpler things in life because you won't be able to afford anything luxurious.
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

Catchphrase loading. Please Wait...
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:21 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Beware of prismatic dragons. They will wreck your home in the underworld.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:23 pm
KateHardy says...



Beware of Necromancers. They have terrible fashion sense and the last image you see before you die will be unpleasant.
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:24 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Beware of numbers. If you, even for a second, comprehend how many there are, your brain will explode.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:27 pm
KateHardy says...



Beware of crossing the road. You might run into a chicken.
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:31 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Beware of the King of Darkness. He is stronger than you, as you are only the PRINCE of darkness.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:35 pm
KateHardy says...



The Prince of Darkness has a long backstory, Basically there is no king. You'll have to wait till I release my novel The Alpha Pack: The Dawn of the Dead to understand any of that.

Also beware of Necromancers. They tend to be very fussy about how they kill you.
Stay Safe
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Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:47 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Yes, very.

Beware of lightbulbs, they might light up your darkness and kill you.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  








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