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Ruin A Quote With Goats



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Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:51 am
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Mea says...



I saw this game on another forum and died laughing, so I thought I'd bring it to YWS. xD

This is a pretty simple game. Just take a quote - any quote - and replace one or more of the words with the word "goat" for maximum hilarity. (Slight changes for grammatical reasons are fine.) And the quotes can be from anything - books, movies, TV shows, famous people, songs, etc.

I'll start off. :D

"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say they were perfect goats, thank you very much."
We're all stories in the end.

I think of you as a fairy with a green dress and a flower crown and stuff.
-EternalRain

I think you, @Deanie and I are like the Three Book Nerd Musketeers of YWS.
-bluewaterlily
  





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Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:37 am
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EternalRain says...



“It's all right to love a goat who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them. As long as they deserve it.”
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”

-- Lemony Snicket


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Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:48 am
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TriSARAHtops says...



"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune must be in want of a goat."

This reminds me of the thread I started which involved replacing the word love with butts. Oh, here it is: 'Butt'ing into songs
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives
  





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Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:54 pm
tigeraye says...



Free at last! Free at last! Thank Goat Almighty, we are free at last!
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Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:13 am
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TriSARAHtops says...



Using the quote a the bottom of the page.

"Everything you can imagine is goats".
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives
  





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Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:39 pm
steampowered says...



"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the goat in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
Live well. Learn lots. Question everything.
  





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Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:01 pm
Mea says...



"If you want to make goats, try to change something."
We're all stories in the end.

I think of you as a fairy with a green dress and a flower crown and stuff.
-EternalRain

I think you, @Deanie and I are like the Three Book Nerd Musketeers of YWS.
-bluewaterlily
  





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Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:30 pm
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SkyeWalker says...



I'm replacing the same word twice.

Treat all disasters as if they were goats but never treat a goat as if it were a disaster.
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
  





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Fri May 15, 2020 1:31 am
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Liminality says...



"Altruistic goats could well be the glue that holds societies together."
she/her

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Fri May 15, 2020 1:48 am
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alliyah says...



"success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the goat that counts" - Winston Churchill (kinda)
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return
  





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Fri May 15, 2020 7:36 am
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Hkumar says...



“Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new goat with no mistakes in it yet?”
I only put my signature on big cheques.
  





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Fri May 15, 2020 5:06 pm
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Hijinks says...



"Do. Or do not. There is no goat."
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

they/them
(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)
  





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Fri May 15, 2020 5:22 pm
Hkumar says...



Anger is a goat that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
I only put my signature on big cheques.
  





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Fri May 15, 2020 11:58 pm
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Hijinks says...



A goat is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

they/them
(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)
  





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Sat May 16, 2020 3:56 pm
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Hkumar says...



"But now you know there was a goat named Jack Dawson and that it saved me...in every way that a goat can be saved."
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