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Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:10 am
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Necromancer14 says...



knock knock
who's there?
mustache
mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I think I'll shave it for later.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:28 pm
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candywriter says...



Nobody take this wrong...
My mom saw this on Facebook and told me.

“Wanna year a coronavirus joke? You probably won’t get it.”
always, candywriter
  





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Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:54 pm
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fatherfig says...



Dorky joke off the top of my head:

I would tell you a joke about Dracula, but it bites.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Fri May 08, 2020 7:26 am
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mythh says...



I might be stupid, but I wouldn't know.
The name's Myth.
  





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Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:29 pm
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starlitmind says...



What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:31 pm
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Draculus says...



Mom: Dear, what did fall in your room last night?
I: Clothes.
Mom: So loud?
I: It was on me.
  





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Thu Jun 11, 2020 6:50 pm
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KateHardy says...



Why did the hipster fall through the ice?

He went skating before it was cool
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Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Mon Jun 15, 2020 12:21 am
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Necromancer14 says...



What did the rancher say when he ate the wookie?

It was chewy.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 1:33 am
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KateHardy says...



The high jump athlete set a new world record.

He set the bar pretty high.
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Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:55 pm
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Necromancer14 says...



(This one is lame)

What was the crayon's favorite food?

Cranberries.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:03 pm
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KateHardy says...



Why is the archaeologist always sad?

Their life is in ruins.
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Wed May 04, 2022 4:40 am
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NewHope says...



What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Thu May 05, 2022 12:46 am
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Brigadier says...



I'm afraid for the calendar.
Why's that?
Because its days are numbered.

the brigadier rides again!
LMS VI: Lunch Appointment with Death

  





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NewHope says...



My cat just walked into the room.

Nope... that was a door.
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Mon May 30, 2022 11:03 am
Phillauthet says...



Will Will Smith Smith?
Yes, Will Smith Will Smith.

(Or wait I'll make that a lil easier to understand)

will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
bleh?
  








I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
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