Hello Everyone:
Since my divorce, I have been on a few dating pages. Results have not been very good, but I am going to share some of the adventures with you. So be sure check my posts with this title and reply. In these posts, the words in italics are exactly how it was worded.
When I rate the girls I send messages to, it is based on the following criteria:
Looks: (L)1-5
Distance: (D)1-5
Match: (M)1-5
Profile: (P)1-5
Header line: (H)1-5
Episode #1
Rating- (L4.5) (D2) (M3.5) (P2) (H4.5)
This is a short one. There was a decent looking girl about 65 miles away from me, so that was kinda far. But her headerline was irresistable. In it she states "I LOVE LIMES!"
Now my immediate thought was, 'Who doesn't love a good lime every once in awhile.'
Even though she was kinda far, I thought I would send her the following e-mail in response to her profile:
Hey there,
I have a question and then perhaps we can meet and see if we are a match:
I see you like limes, well I would like to know:
"How do you like your limes?"
A. With a coconut (or is it Coke-u-nut)
B. In a Marguerita
C. With an ice cold Corona
D. Squirted into your eye.
Well, you don't have to answer right now, think about it, then check out my profile and reply if your interested.
Jim
Results: She never replied.
Gender:
Points: 890
Reviews: 76