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Er... I had a dream recently that Nate was introducing snakes to Hawaii, so I think we have a new objective.

The Empire will not tolerate such crimes against our ally!

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Give the snakes to ehmm... well, someone.

LamaLama wrote:Hmm.... there's nothing on planet jessica. Why do you think the empire was not already there?

I feel violated... Planet Jessica was recently found by the Nordic Council in attempts to bring utter happiness to its peoples, and upon finding it, I think that goal has nearly been achieved...

In other news, the 'caste' system in India has been abolished.

The caste system was abolished in India years ago.

Any and all celestial bodies have already been discovered by the Empire. There is no inch of space that has not been explored.

We've been infinite for some time now.

Planet Jessica is the heart of an abstract 'All' reachable only by those who have been enlightened by the Nordic Spirit.

Yes, it was 'abolished', but discrimination based on it is still rampant in the villages of the country, that is now over.

The nordic spirit? You forget, sir, the Empire's spirit is all encompassing. Why do you think it is so appealing to all peoples? The nordic spirit is but a single pixel in the spirit of the Empire. Vast and good.

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More or less.

since the Nordic Council has Nepal, can my cat kind take Saturn? it has pretty rings we could play around.

if you need someone to take snakes, i take them please...and feed them to my pet phoenix.

.....nah-i'd never do such athing, i'd rather tie each one intoa pretty ribbon-bow and gift it to the local toothpaste manufacturer.

is that ok?

Saturn, its rings and its moons are currently being excavated for raw materials. You may play on neptune as much as you like though.

If the empire has explored any and all celestial bodies, than if I may be so bold, I have to comments:
1- make new ones
2- go to some other dimension (that we dont own) and explore all of them

The latter the N.C. did.

How, pray tell, did you aquire trans-dimensional travel without the use of faster than time travel? Hmm? This technology is top secret, classified, and intellectual property of the Empire.

Im just making suggestions, great one. I know of no classified data, nothing that I shouldn't. I was just speaking my mind.

That comment was directed at Bjorn, and the Nordic Council.


On an unrelated note- Bjorn, I am noticing in the monthly naturalization reports that an unusually large numbers of immigrants from your non uropean countries. Many of them express feelings of non inclusion. This "nordic" council, one new citizen writes "does not include our indian, african, asian, or brazilian people. We are not nordic! I am not even white! Long live the Empire!"

Lamalama, I request you change your sig.

done!