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The Tavern [2]



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Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:48 am
Shadeflame says...



It's been abandoned for a while so no I don't think so.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
  





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Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:40 pm
Necromancer14 says...



You all can be volunteer janitors.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:46 pm
Shadeflame says...



1. I do not do menial work
2. I'm not in the market for a job and the pay for this one is flaming hot crap mixed with garbage.
3. I would never work for you
4. I'm laying low and I don't mind the dust. Unlike some people.
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Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:03 pm
Necromancer14 says...



You wouldn't work for me? That's discrimination! How dare you!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:09 pm
Shadeflame says...



Uhhhh. Will you die? If you say no that's also discrimination.
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Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:59 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Against who? The grim reaper?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:54 am
MaybeAndrew says...



Shadeflame wrote:1. I do not do menial work
2. I'm not in the market for a job and the pay for this one is flaming hot crap mixed with garbage.
3. I would never work for you
4. I'm laying low and I don't mind the dust. Unlike some people.

*muttering, while scribbling in paper* Note, install secret hidy hole for criminals on the run.
Previously Andrewknorpp, now less sure.
  





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Thu Aug 13, 2020 11:37 am
Shadeflame says...



@Andrewknorpp, you might want to get a good security system in case of thieves. *stares pointedly at @Necromancer14*
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Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:49 pm
Necromancer14 says...



What? All I did was steal every single beverage from here, plus cause jailbreaks in the underworld...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:04 pm
Shadeflame says...



A confession. Too bad I'm not a law enforcer or I'd arrest you right here.
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Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:18 pm
Necromancer14 says...



*Huffs* I doubt anybody could arrest ME.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:21 pm
Shadeflame says...



Wow, someone has an overinflated ego.
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Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:40 pm
MaybeAndrew says...



Okay, I’ll just leave you two too that... If no one is claiming ownership than I am going to start work soon. If that fine with y’all.
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Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:44 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Sure! I'll pay you $2.00 an hour, and if you do a good job I'll raise it to $2.05 dollars an hour.

...AND I ALREADY CLAIMED OWNERSHIP
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:49 pm
MaybeAndrew says...



Legally, legally claim ownership.
*holding back laughter* oh, and I in don’t mean working for you, so sorry, I mean work on the tavern. A remodel is due.
But, even if you can’t legally claim the tavern, I see that you have put a lot of your heart, and soul (if you have either of those things) into it. So I’ll buy it from you for, let’s say... 400 points?
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