Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
1. I do not do menial work 2. I'm not in the market for a job and the pay for this one is flaming hot crap mixed with garbage. 3. I would never work for you 4. I'm laying low and I don't mind the dust. Unlike some people.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
You wouldn't work for me? That's discrimination! How dare you!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Shadeflame wrote:1. I do not do menial work 2. I'm not in the market for a job and the pay for this one is flaming hot crap mixed with garbage. 3. I would never work for you 4. I'm laying low and I don't mind the dust. Unlike some people.
*muttering, while scribbling in paper* Note, install secret hidy hole for criminals on the run.
What? All I did was steal every single beverage from here, plus cause jailbreaks in the underworld...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Sure! I'll pay you $2.00 an hour, and if you do a good job I'll raise it to $2.05 dollars an hour.
...AND I ALREADY CLAIMED OWNERSHIP
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Legally, legally claim ownership. *holding back laughter* oh, and I in don’t mean working for you, so sorry, I mean work on the tavern. A remodel is due. But, even if you can’t legally claim the tavern, I see that you have put a lot of your heart, and soul (if you have either of those things) into it. So I’ll buy it from you for, let’s say... 400 points?
You know that place between sleep and awake, that place where you still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting. — J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
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