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Sat Oct 24, 2015 6:37 pm
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deleted21 says...



Oh Lord! O.O I didn't see that coming! But, well.

Original one: Dear professor Dumbledore, sorry to bother you, but my scar hurt this morning. Yours sincerely, Harry Potter.

After Google translate: Late Professor dmbldury, surry so buthr U, Butt Hurt hurt in facilitating morning. Snkrly malt, grandson Harry.

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Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:00 am
FeatherPen says...



original
To see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in the hour. William Blake

through latin, german, Afrikaans and Catalan becomes

And the world in a grain of sand in the air in the flower of grass. Therefore, keep your palms into infinity and eternity in an hour. William Blake
  





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Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:11 am
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steampowered says...



Original: Mr and Mrs Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

Google's version: Of Mr and fourth of Mrs. Dursley, privet drive, thank you very much they were proud to say that was completely normal.

Err... no it isn't. >.>
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Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:12 am
TriSARAHtops says...



From: "Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness."

To: "Evil did not have time to read. This is one of their evil reasons."
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives
  





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Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:56 pm
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From: "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
— Groucho Marx
To: "Tae-of-the secret of the bodice IS honesti Andes Fair dealing. Ifs LLC san Fake Thap, yuve Made goth um."

...what even is this. O.o
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Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:36 pm
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FallWolf says...



Origional: “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” —The Princess Bride (Sharon F.)

After a couple rounds through many different languages:
My name is Inigo Montoya , you killed my father in preparation for the termination . ' .
  





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Sat Jan 02, 2016 5:10 am
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Wolfi says...



"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx

to

"In addition, a dog, a book is man's best friend. The dog was too dark to read."
John 14:27:
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.
  





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Sun Jan 03, 2016 2:59 am
Pretzelstick says...



The quote was: I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. -Steven Wright

After translation into my native Polish language it comes out as: I'm writing a book. I have the numbers to do.
- Steven Wright

And then also after another round of this game:
"Write packages bookshow"

Funny, how a couple of words can just change the whole meaning of the quote. xd

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A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once
~George R. Martin

Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw

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Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:38 pm
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The road goes ever on and on, out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the road has gone and I must follow if I may. Pursuing it with weary feet until it joins some larger way, where many paths and errands meet. And wither then? I cannot say. ~J.R.R Tolkien.

And after a few languages... Put ideas when on and on, from the door where the squat. Now much time has gone and must follow if I can. Continuing It Vith tired legs while joining some larger way Where many paths and jobs meet. And then fade? I can not say.
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Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:18 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Original: Once upon a time it was a dark and stormy night.

Afterwards: It was a dark and stormy night.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Tue Jun 23, 2020 2:22 am
KateHardy says...



Original: You Shall Not Pass

After: This (I have no idea it got shortened that much)
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

Catchphrase loading. Please Wait...
  





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Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:24 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Original: Isaac watched as Shadowscale zapped upward in a flash of electricity. Then Isaac turned around and walked up the driveway to his parent’s house.
After:
Isaac immediately lifted the weight of the shadow. Then Isaac turned and went to his parents' house.

(This was a random excerpt from my novel.)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:45 am
KateHardy says...



Original: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Have you any wool?
After: Hello, black sheep, do you have an animal?
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

Catchphrase loading. Please Wait...
  





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Sat Feb 12, 2022 5:44 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



Original: I'm just a random girl with gentle manners

After: I am a soft casual girl
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Sat Feb 12, 2022 8:59 pm
alliyah says...



Original: "Cowards die many times before their deaths; but the valiant will never taste of death but once." — Julius Caesar


After:
Cowards always die before they die. But those who are brave alone often face death.
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return
  








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