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Toast My Goats



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Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:52 pm
ScarletDreams14 says...



So the expression 'toats mai goats' or whatever. Like what does it even mean? Here is how I imagine it...



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o__o I mean seriously...this is a serious debate here.


WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN?!


Like back it up, bro's.

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Mkay I'm done...

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A wise man once said... "POTATO IS THY LORD, FOR THE POTATO MAKES DELICIOUS FRENCH FRIES."


and that is the legend of the potato...

~Scarlet


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Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:25 pm
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MarbleToast says...



As a connoisseur of all things toast and by extension toasty, I believe I have the answer.

Urban Dictionary cites the phrase as;

toast my goats
1. If something amazing or outstanding happens this phrase can be used [as an exclamation]
Well just toast my goats that was an outstanding throw!

2.if you are mad it can be used in the place of [other throwaway insults]
Well you can just toast my goats because im out of here!


This phrase should not be confused with 'totes ma goats', which Urban Dictionary defines as;

Totes Ma Goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.
Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and [see if we can talk to women]
Guy 2: Totes my goats!


However, I believe that it has deeper meanings, and via a long line of interpreted and assumed links that would be too time-consuming to list in its entirety here, I believe it holds the key to understanding life, the universe, and everything.
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
Old and dusty, creaky and rough
This clockwork will not rest
  





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AdmiralKat says...



Put that goat in the toaster and eat it.
Whale. Whale. Whale. What do we have here?
Some scurvy dog looking at my post, eh?
  








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