Because I AM Darth Vader, obviously. And Darth Vader needs his coffee. For FREE.
Why did you eat your homework after you had finished it?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Because I was playing pokemon go and wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
Why did you light your nose hairs on fire?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
I thought I was their friend... *Shouts from inside an alligator*
Why did you buy everything in Walmart and put it on a credit card when you have no money?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Because I'm immortal and I was testing my immortality. (says the blob of goo on the ground)
Why did you do the floss in front of your principal while in detention?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
To make a statement that Chickens aren't the only birds that cross roads.
Why did you keep your shoes on when you jumped into the pool?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
It was cold up in the sky and I wanted to warm up.
Why did you make rude gestures at that toddler?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
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