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Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen



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Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:30 am
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Arcticus says...



I thought this might be a "fun game"

HOW TO PLAY :

1) Use the YWS Shakespearean Insult Generator to generate an insult.

2) Post the first insult generated by the Generator

RULES :

1) Post the first generated insult. Don't reload for another insult, keep it random, keep it fun.

2) Only Shakespearean insults generated by the Generator are allowed. This is not a thread for badmouthing using your favorite expletives.

Hmm, that's pretty much it. I'll be the first one insulted, so gear up kids, I'm all ears.
You either worship something higher than yourself or end up worshiping yourself

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Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:07 pm
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Lava says...



Thou cockered common-kissing foot-licker!
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Pretending in words was too tentative, too vulnerable, too embarrassing to let anyone know.
- Ian McEwan in Atonement

sachi: influencing others since GOD KNOWS WHEN.

  





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Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:09 pm
Arcticus says...



Thou errant rough-hewn clack-dish!
You either worship something higher than yourself or end up worshiping yourself

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Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:38 pm
mephistophelesangel says...



Thou rank shard-borne baggage!
  





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Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:57 am
TriSARAHtops says...



Thou gorbellied doghearted clotpole!
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives
  





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Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:27 am
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Thou mewling dismal-dreaming pigeon-egg!
  





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Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:01 pm
Arcticus says...



Thou bootless fen-sucked bum-bailey!

i'm sorry xD
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Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:12 am
dragonfphoenix says...



Thou droning bat-fowling varlot!

Don't apologize for intelligence.
D.F.P., Knight Dragon
  





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Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:22 pm
EscaSkye says...



Thou loggerheaded weather-bitten pumpion!
Not anymore.
  





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Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:15 pm
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Thou bawdy earth-vexing hugger-mugger!
Take me to the end of the world.
There I shall race with the moon, play with the stars, and dance with the planets.
There I shall taste the universe.
  





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Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:23 pm
SkyeWalker says...



Thou bawdy beef-witted giglet!
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
  





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Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:28 pm
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Thou impertinent clapper-clawed mumble-news!
In the beginning, the universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:07 pm
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Thou unmuzzled sheep-biting hugger-mugger!
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses
  





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Sun Sep 14, 2014 12:24 am
SARAHJO says...



Thou mewling plume-plucked canker-blossom!
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."
  





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Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:20 am
Iggy says...



Thou bootless rump-fed miscreant!
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