Young Writers Society

The power to not smell anything.

The power to smell everything.

The power to create (The)Catchphrases for anyone in the world.

the power to drink jazz

The power to be able to alter the variables of all matter, such as size, density and everything about it, via a DOS like console that you can conjure into the air with a built in GUI to interpret the variables of things.

Pretty cool, eh?

The power to turn toast into a marble statue of whatever marble or marble into a piece of toast.

The ability to know the exact name of every color within 40 feet of you.

The ability to share links!

The ability to drink green things

the ability to drop sick beats when the bass is all wubwubwubwub

The ability to be beaten up but not die.

The ability to not look silly in a cloak.

The ability to comment on avatars.

The ability to look over shoulder dramatically while still being a droid.

The ability to be a squid and yet retain the rest of your avvie!