Oceanus:
As the waiter goes to yet again get us more food-more specifically me-I notice a girl out of the corner of my eye. She's rushing into the bathroom, a napkin held up against her mouth.
"Nosebleed." Will guesses. I give a nod, yet something still doesn't seem right. My focus changes to the food that we are soon served, and I quickly devour the salty fries.
But then, as I finish eating, she reappears. The napkin has been discarded into the trash, and there is no sign of the "nosebleed".
Me being me, I get to my feet and drag Will over to her. I stick my hand out. " Brook." I introduce myself using that name, gaining a barely hidden snicker from my boyfriend. I cough something that sounds suspiciously like Wilhelmina. A blush spreads across his face.
I point back at Will. "This is my boyfriend and soon to be husband-"
Will grabs my arm and brings me away. "Oceanus, humans don't get married at the same age we can. Right now we're still a little on the young side." I pout and give a sigh. Why do humans have to be so...I don't know, rule-loving? We return to the girl's table, who now has a look of intense confusion on her face.
"This is my wonderful boyfriend and not-soon-to-be-husband William Knight."
Will face-palms.
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