Oh. That was right. They were here to now do the... roasting. Which meant tearing each other down, right? The conversation she had with Jerica kept replaying in her mind...
Mel a couple posts ago wrote:"But I don't really want to insult you. You're pretty chill, even if you got a stick up your butt."
She narrowed her eyes at her, feeling a grin pulling her lips.
That was right. She wasn't going to insult Jerica. Instead, Mel was going to insult someone who deserved the insults...
"Hey! You! Talking dog!" she barked, looking around for K.K., who was sitting on the side of the stage, actually grilling food. Mel pointed at him accusatorily. "You want me to roast Jerica? Jerica's a mother*BLEEP*ing QUEEN! You, sir, are a four-legged ugly rugrat bully who sounds like a molerat giving birth to a brick. Your songs? Terrible. Billie Eyelash is worlds better than you. Is that why you host these silly gameshows? Because your voice is too annoying to be hired anywhere else? Find another job!"
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