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Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:28 pm
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Sonder says...



Babies are cute.
Donkeys are hot.
The doctor said, "You need a shot."
Spider-Man cried.
Your mother exploded.
And I whispered,
"Maybe after a chimichanga."

You like? XD
"This world is but a canvas to our imagination."
~Thoreau
  





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Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:55 am
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Pompadour says...



There was ice-cream man,
Oh-noes he turns into iguana;
big and fat and also little.
He turns to me, cheesy grin,eh?
And say: "Lettuce go to cabbage land!"
But I be no lettuce, I be carrot
and donkeys are not attractive.
So let me go into the dark darkness
where I eat pie and gorillas in peace.

Gosh, this is terrible. =')
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this sky where we live is no place to lose your wings
  





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Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:25 am
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theLockedLibrary says...



I thought we were supposed to write TERRIBLE poems here! ... some of these are pretty awesome.

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There's nothing like a pb and j
On a hot, sunny day.
It squishes and melts
in my lunch box of smelt.

Even with fish
you are so very delish.
Served with milk on a plate
I give you a ten rate.

Oh pb and j, how you make my heart soar,
like a bird flying free
across a windy ocean shore.
Reading is the sole means by which we slip,
involuntarily,
often helplessly,
into another's skin,
another's voice,
another's soul.
  





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Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:12 pm
vetas says...



Hey! This poem is bad.
What? you couldn't tell?
Its actually quite sad.
Oh well.
  





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Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:45 pm
defiantAuthoress says...



Life is black like my soul
Snow is like an angel in the sky
Life is actually beautiful

(a haiku)
  





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Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:32 pm
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coolsaitek says...



Sometimes I like to dance
Other times I dont
Not that you care or anything
I like Grapes.
"Then I will type in the shade"
  





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Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:19 am
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Arcticus says...



Here's the poem:

I haz love for you
you haz for me too?
You either worship something higher than yourself or end up worshiping yourself

Naturally Tipsy ©
  





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Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:42 pm
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ongoeslife says...



I like pie
and fish
and potatoes.

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:38 am
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rainbowcabbit says...



YEEE YEEE
HORAYY IM FREE
SPINING AROUND IN CIRCLE
WEEE

XD Written by my bro.
  





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Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:22 am
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KindlingDragonsFire says...



Chicken,
Chicken Chicken Chicken,
Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken.
Chicken.
Chick...
En.
Chicken Chicken.
Chicken.
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
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Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:09 pm
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ElectraHeart says...



Got to love pie,
It makes me high.
Ducks are cute,
My mother is mute.
Used to be: IAlreadyDied
But that doesn't mean I'm still the same person.
  





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Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:24 pm
GreenTulip says...



Oh the pie is splattered on the ground-
it's guts in gobs and splats.
If one didn't know if the pie-
they would probably faint away.
Life works in funny ways sometimes. Some get hurt, others go through without a single bruise. I could tell so many stories of how I got each scar that is scattered across my flesh.
  





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Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:44 pm
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lostthought says...



Cheese is
"Aaloo is potato in urdu, like AAAAAA-loo, or like AAAAA-look such delicious deliciousness."
-Pompadour

"MY SOUL IS A GREY ABYSS"
-QueenOfHearts
  





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Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:55 pm
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elysian says...



Death is ice cream.
elysian: (adj.) beautiful or creative; divinely inspired; peaceful and perfect.

formally lylas.
  





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Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:52 am
dhyan says...



I climbed the wall

Then landed on a ball

I saw a baby crawl

Then ran into a mall

Wow, that the worst poem ever!!! Don't you think so?
Writing to change myself.

That will change the world.
  








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